Fuck all the advice. Here are the only things you new people need to know.
1. I'm a beastman which means you humans are lower on the food tier.
2. You can't kill me so your threats are bullshit. Take them to someone who cares.
3. It's Viral.
4. I don't do hugs.
5. Touching either. Just don't get fucking near me or I'll kick your ass.
6. They're shark teeth.
7. I'm cleaner than you monkeys.
8. Don't eat
her food unless you enjoy worshiping your toilet.
9. Don't fuck with her or you'll be dead.
10. If you're going to complain on the network, private it. I don't want to fucking hear your whining.
Good? Good.