"I will please you in ways you can't even imagine." - "I doubt that, but you can try."
I can't possibly think of a better way to start an episode. Smilies, blushing, flirting and a little cringing when you actually listen to what Zedd's implying. *shudders* This episode was just so amazing!!!! I...I don't think I've ever capped so much and this is the dang short version!! *dies*
PRETTY!!
Okay, so after the pretty are wandering through the fields and they find two guys hanging, dead and beaten and Cara judges the torture as LAME DUDES! We stumble down to a creek-side where there is some standing around whilst Richard reads the dirt until BOOM! Light!splody and an old codger appears right there on the other side of the creek. He be deaded.
THREE-WAY-SIMULTANEOUS-WEAPONS-DRAW!!! I didn't know whether to laugh or cry or have a little moment to myself. That, was just artistically and cracktastically BRILLIANT!
Kahlan recognises Old!Codger who happens to be one of Her Wizard's from Aydindril (Aydindril is her dominion, she is all mighty-powerful, the Wizard comes from Aydindril = Her Wizard. *personalcanon*) Apparently, his amulet that he used to get himself there is tied to the heart of the Mother Confessor, it can find her anywhere. NEAT!! I WANT ONE!
Richard's too busy staring at Kahlan's butt (See: Pics 3-4) Cara's still wondering - "Why the hell am I here?" and Zedd's all - "The mother confessor is urgently needed." - Or some such. Apparently, the risk that Silas took was really HUGE so whatever's going down in Kahlan's hometown is desperate for a fixin'. Kahlan dun wanna go! *stomps foot*
Kahlan still dun wanna go. *stomps foot harder* Kahlan: "Why isn't it working?" *hair flick* "I wish I didn't have to go." *batts eyes*. Zedd is ignoring her as he chants his little chant that probably translates to something dirty.
CARA STRIKE A POSE!!
Richard/Cara: "WTF? Kahlan?"
Kahlan: "Why am I still here?" "The hair flick worked?" *knew it*
If we hadn't been spoiled, this is the point where we all - at the same time - jump up with a giant WTF?! But we were spoiled, so lets move on. HOOD/KAHLAN! OTP!
Fyren. Grrrrr. (I seriously, literally, watched this episode and then today opened "Stone of Tears" and turned the page, only then to see the first reference of Fyren. LOL. I think that's spooky.)
KAHLAN!TONGUE - Because I capped it and I can.
Little bit of gratuitous Cara and Kahlan. A little bit of OMG AYDINDRIL IS SO PRETTY *FLAIL* (It totally suits her, guh. I had no doubts that Kahlan's home would be as gorgeous as she. SO DANG PRETTY!!)
This was awesome! Hahaha, Fyren's a cad. But HAHA, awesome way to stun the baddie!! Kahlan: "I will hypnotize you with my boobies and then, I will confess you and make you do my bidding. *evil!cackle*"
Zedd: "So not the Kahlan from breakfast." - Whoops? Did I jump ahead in the story? Soooowwwwy. *jumps back*
It should be illegal how awesome this woman looks in hoods. *is jealous* I will warn y'all. The majority of the caps in this picspam are simply because I capped them and I could. There is not interesting basis for them but that they're pretty and whatever I say below them will be, without doubt, complete and utter nonesense. Continue at your own peril. HOOD!PORN!
Fyren: *sexyvoice* "What can I do for your boobsyou?"
"You can get out of my chair."
*falls over and dies*
EPIC WIN!!
*bows before Bridget dramatically*
Meanwhile, in a forest far far away...who we now discover as Heart!Kahlan realises that she doesn't have any powers. The hard way. And is a weeeeee bit destraught. *woobie* It's ooaky, Richie give you back-rubs. And kill the bad-mans for you. Awwww *loves!Richie*
There ain't no one like Cara to lighten the mood of a seriously DARK moment. I mean, come on! Kahlan - THE LAST CONFESSOR (because that reincarnation of Dennee totes doesn't count when we're vying for awesomeness here.) has lost her powers. THAT NEVER HAPPENS!!! KAHLAN SAID SO HERSELF and Cara cracks a joke about the dead guys!!
"I asked our friends if we could borrow their horses."
*looks at field of dead guys*
"They didn't object."
*is pleased with self*
OH. MY. EFFING. GOD!!! *FLAILS*
I am not a swearer. But I can feel some exclamations coming on in this episode. WOW That whole "Gay for Kahlan" concept? Where do I sign up? I mean, her hair. *thud* She's up there looking all authorative and stuff, but, LOOK AT THE WAY SHE IS SITTING ALL CHILAXIN' AND BEING AMAZING.
No reason. Just, Zedd was in this scene? Really? The jury's still out on that one. *stares* Can we, I don't know, get Normal!Kahlan back but still keep Head!Kahlan just for fun?? *loves Head!Kahlan*
Awwwwww, Heart!Kahlan's got ants'n'her pants. HAHAHA. She can't sleep. *tries to stare at pretty stars* *gives up* Hmmm...*goes to wake up Richard* *shove* *singsongs* "Richard."
Richard: "What's wrong? You alright?"
Heart!Kahlan: "I'm fine." *grins* She's so totally nervous and it's ADORABLE. "I need to talk to you." Yeah. Right.
Richard: "We're going to take a walk."
Cara: "Yeah. Right." *keeps marching* *sings* "I'm all alone, there's nobody here, beside me."
Heart!Kahlan: "I kept thinking, I don't have my powers."
Richard: "Wat'chu talkin'bout Willis?!"
Heart!Kahlan: *omgidiot* *hairflick* "This could be our only chance."
Richard: *eyeswiden* OMG. "Are you saying...?"
Heart!Kahlan: *breathes* *finally* "Yes, if you want to."
OHMYEFFINGGODYES!!!
*rips off pants*
Lest We Forget the Several Million Fangirls that died at this very moment.
Fyren: "I'll please you in ways you can't imagine."
Head!Kahlan: "I doubt that. But you can try."
Spex: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! LOLZ!!
Just stunning.
There really aren't coherent words that go with these caps. There are words like - "Guh" and "Furgel" and "ljkmijlkjinvdskmfvmldoifds" and "..." - But they just don't seem to cut it. There is OMG!HOT and BUT!GRABBY and why am I still staring at her hair!??? If you didn't die up top a few caps...you'll be dying here or soon. *thud*
I have to say though, in all seriousness. The Arabian Nights-type music just made it all the hotter. *nods* I could listen to that over and over again. But then you'd have to leave me alone with it and we don't want to go there just now.
*snorffle* Fyren erks me. But doods! Head!Kahlan's all "Don't touch me! I am a confessor making babies, not tickle-me-Elmo!"
Here's a game. Imagine Richard in Fyren's place. So that'd be TWO Richard/Kahlan sexytimes scenes RIGHT BESIDE ONE ANOTHER WITH ARABIANNIGHTS MUSIC!!! *FLAIL*
THE HOTTEST THING ON TELEVISION
TO DATE.
Followed by...
The Most beautiful thing on television, to date. (Actually, that's coming up at the end of the picspame...but it's from this scene so it counts.)
Heart!Kahlan: "Can you imagine what it would be like to be ordinary people?"
Richard: "What do you mean, the kind that sleep in beds? And houses?"
Heart!Kahlan: *giggles* "Yes." "The kind that make each other breakfast in the morning and kiss their children goodnight. The kind that have the time to go see the falls at Aldermont at sunset. Do you ever think about that?"
Richard: "Everyday."
Heart!Kahlan: *smiles*
My little heart ESPLODY!
Heart!Kahlan - Flaked. LOL. I love this part of his scene so much. It just makes me lol. I love it so much, it gets it's own cap, all on it's own.
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