My boss went to work before me today, so I used this window of time for my own sleazy purposes. I sent out a bunch of resumes, mostly via email. However, one I had to fax. I surreptitiously approached the fax machine and sent out my material. I waited there for a second to see if it would go through. It gave me a busy signal and said it would ( Read more... )

If you are looking for a perfect way to spend your night, try this. Get a bottle of wine. not hard booze, no beer, but wine. Get some big headphones. Listen to Black Heart Procession - Amore Del Tropico....in the dark. It's working for me. You should give it a try. You shall not be disappointed ( Read more... )

Grace was at her parents house in Jersey this weekend. She called me last night to let me know her Dad would be bringing her home this morning. For those who don't know, her parents do not know we live together. I was hoping to be out of the apartment by 8:15 and missing them by about 15 minutes. I went to bed with this rock solid plan. At 7: ( Read more... )

Today is my fourth anniversary with Grace. She is quite the bees knees I must say. I look forward to a nice dinner where I will shower her with praise.

My loyal fish of 41/2 years has died. I drunkenly bought Orson at 4am from an Arizona Wal-Mart and he had been with me since. He survived being scooped out of his tank by my Mom's cat and batted around for a few minutes, being handled by Skriz, and a flight to NYC in a gatorade bottle. You will be missed brah, catch ya on the flipside ( Read more... )

I have returned to work today, operating at about 80% efficiency. See, for the last two days I have been laid out with a temperature reaching 102, the shakes, the chills, the sweats, the wish I would dies, the gimme more drugs, you know the whole deal. Luckily Grace was home the whole time and helped me with the whole suffering-like-a-mutant ( Read more... )

Thank you Skriz for the bottle of Knob Creek Bourbon that I am rockin at this very moment....on the rocks...just like a yacht club snob. I feel like I should play a game of squash or yell at someone for not creasing their pants properly...anywho..I stole this survey from sovietpanda who has quite good taste...so dig on it ( Read more... )

Thank you all for the birthday wishes. It was a banner celebration indeed. I managed to blind myself with liquor two days in a row. New years was a good time as well. One of my friends had a huge party and everything was going awesome for a while. There was beer, nice people, and even some Hall & Oates rockin ( Read more... )

It is 2AM....it is the 30th of December....it is officially my mutha fuckin' berfday! Radical brah...totally. I guess Grace and I will go to dinner and perhaps get blotto somewhere...which would suit me just fine ( Read more... )

Fo shizzle my nizzle, zipple the cripple with a jipple ( Read more... )