Unless you're being ironic, turn that off.
Thank you all for the birthday wishes. It was a banner celebration indeed. I managed to blind myself with liquor two days in a row. New years was a good time as well. One of my friends had a huge party and everything was going awesome for a while. There was beer, nice people, and even some Hall & Oates rockin'.
Then the DJ showed up, along with his apparent entourage of 300 hundred silk shirted party goers and his slew of awful music that teleported me straight to spring break in Ibiza. I was waiting for my brother to magically appear from the frat induced haze and say "Dude! It's just like wild on! Fuck yeah!" I wouldn't have been surprised at all. Thank god for booze which provided me with a calm bubble from which to observe the idiocy. Grace even tried to get me to dance. However, I was not prepared to execute the new flamingo turn/scratch/sqwak dance for the strangers. It is not perfected yet anyway. I could have done the sassy traffic cop dance, but I didn't want to blow to many minds. We took off and went to a restaurant and ate a 3am dinner, then went home. It was damn fun.
Now I am back at work after close to nearly 2 weeks off. This sucks, I was totally getting used to waking up whenever. Now I have to be nice to people too. At least this is only a two day week. Which is good, it's been 10 minutes and I'm tired already.
Then the DJ showed up, along with his apparent entourage of 300 hundred silk shirted party goers and his slew of awful music that teleported me straight to spring break in Ibiza. I was waiting for my brother to magically appear from the frat induced haze and say "Dude! It's just like wild on! Fuck yeah!" I wouldn't have been surprised at all. Thank god for booze which provided me with a calm bubble from which to observe the idiocy. Grace even tried to get me to dance. However, I was not prepared to execute the new flamingo turn/scratch/sqwak dance for the strangers. It is not perfected yet anyway. I could have done the sassy traffic cop dance, but I didn't want to blow to many minds. We took off and went to a restaurant and ate a 3am dinner, then went home. It was damn fun.
Now I am back at work after close to nearly 2 weeks off. This sucks, I was totally getting used to waking up whenever. Now I have to be nice to people too. At least this is only a two day week. Which is good, it's been 10 minutes and I'm tired already.