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[sparkling_by]

Well, now that we're all no longer saying very questionable-and-rather-perverted things, growing extra appendages, getting glued together in compromising positions, or doing anything else to traumatize Daddy, please don't invent new methods just for art's sake - it's time to focus on our etiquette lessons!

As thekidsare0kay brought it to my attention, we're

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[ironicool]

if aliens do turn up to take over the planet i hope they off you first

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[sparkling_by]

WHAT KIND OF LANGUAGE IS -

[sparkling_by]

Ah - hold on! Your tongue's all right again! Did you glue it together?

[ironicool]

yeah i ducktaped it together just like you said it worked wonders

[otpurr]

:33 < ummm
:33 < i dont think a lot of this is right for trolls

[sparkling_by]

H♥st L♥rc| ♥f All Sparkly Rainb♥w UniC:♥rns:: *w♥ulc| l♥ve t♥ kn♥w the speC:ifiC:s ♥f tr♥ll-kin C:♥nversation, then!*

[otpurr]

:33 < well
:33 < fashion isnt really fun for trolls unless youre kanaya!
:33 < and trolls are usually kinda really violent :((
:33 < most trolls usually arent very nice and theyre kinda mean
:33 < but not all of us are like that!

[sparkling_by]

H♥st L♥rc| ♥f All Sparkly Rainb♥w UniC:♥rns: *w♥nc|ers h♥w someone with a heart as gentle as that ♥f Miss Nepeta C:♥ulc| possibly thrive in suC:h C:♥mpany*

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[waitsforever]

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[waitsforever]

I have a feeling this will prove extremely useful. Thanks.

[sparkling_by]

Please, don't thank me - thank all the kind aliens who didn't try to brutally kill Daddy with a cactus and who participated in this study.

[waitsforever]

Which aliens were those?

[misterblackbird]

It is Tuesday, you know.

[sparkling_by]

Pink day is extra alien love day ♥

[misterblackbird]

I see.

[sparkling_by]

While wearing a lovely elegant Lolita costume!

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[derse_princess]

You appear to have confused aliens with Horrorterrors.

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[sparkling_by]

H♥st L♥rc| ♥f All Sparkly Rainb♥w UniC:♥rns: *d♥esn't kn♥w what H♥rr♥rterr♥s are*

[sparkling_by]

H♥st L♥rc| ♥f All Sparkly Rainb♥w UniC:♥rns: *s♥m♥how feels that might be f♥r the better!*

[derse_princess]

And here I thought it would be impossible to find someone with a more obnoxious typing style than the trolls.
And I find it hard to believe you do not know what they are when you just described them so aptly.