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[sparkling_by]

[BEHOLD: a GREAT adventurer, carried around on a sofa pretty much miraculously supported by two very lazy mules. Our Illustrious Leader (here present) has clearly been handling a map held dutifully upside down and now he's pointing ridiculously!]

Ahooooooooy! Loyal minions! Random Followers! Token animaaaals! Childreeeeeeeen!

Daddy sees a

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[heliolatrous]

[ THIS IS THE WORST WAGON EVER ]

There's no way this is going to work.

[sparkling_by]

[ ...thinking... ]

[sparkling_by]

[ LOOK, THE SUN WAS BEATING ON HIS HEAD, HE HAD TO THINK HARD. ]

...would you like to touch the divine stallions?

[heliolatrous]

Of course not!

[sparkling_by]

Are you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure?

[ One of the mules may or may not be trying its best seductive-eyes look right now. ]

[heliolatrous]

[ Gross :I ]

Yes, I'm sure.

[sparkling_by]

[ Sensual. ]

Well, you're not allowed on the sofa, you know! You have............. non-illustrious-leader cooties!

[heliolatrous]

[ I am scared now. ]

I don't want your dirty sofa anyway!

[sparkling_by]

[ Your body is not of age for this, Apollo. Even if it's many centuries old. ]

That's it! For all this insubordination, you're hereby punished! You have to carry everyone's bags which pretty much comes down to the rather-not-moe-any-longer-the-more-he-questions-Daddy Mechalucatron!

[heliolatrous]

[ /SOBBING ]

Do it yourself.

[sparkling_by]

Come, come! Which part of the dear boy doesn't scream tenderness, love and care? Which fraction doesn't invite your best maternal feelings? Don't you feel like...

[ embraces a gd mule ]

...hugging him?

[heliolatrous]

Humans are too dirty.

[sparkling_by]

[ ...and he lets go of the mule. ]

Is... that so?

[heliolatrous]

Yes.

[sparkling_by]

No.

[heliolatrous]

You are! You just ignore it.