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[sparkling_by]

[BEHOLD: a GREAT adventurer, carried around on a sofa pretty much miraculously supported by two very lazy mules. Our Illustrious Leader (here present) has clearly been handling a map held dutifully upside down and now he's pointing ridiculously!]

Ahooooooooy! Loyal minions! Random Followers! Token animaaaals! Childreeeeeeeen!

Daddy sees a

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[heliolatrous]

[ THIS IS THE WORST WAGON EVER ]

There's no way this is going to work.

[heliolatrous]

Just concentrate on where we're going, idiot.

[sparkling_by]

Didn't I just tell you, disbeliever? We're headed...

[ DEEP THINKING... ]

...soooooooomewwwwwwwwheeeeeeeeeere oooooooover the raaaaaaaaaaainbooooooooow!

[heliolatrous]

Ugh.

Why won't you just give up already?

[sparkling_by]

The last high note is a little bit of a falsetto, isn't it?

[heliolatrous]

I don't care about that.

[sparkling_by]

Now, now, let's be reasonable. When have I ever led you astray?

[heliolatrous]

The whole time we've been doing this!

[sparkling_by]

See? See! You can't name one single specific occasioned, timed by year, month, day, hour, second and millisecond!

[heliolatrous]

It was all awful!

[sparkling_by]

Specifics! Precision is key!

[heliolatrous]

Aren't you just mad because I'm right?

[sparkling_by]

Aren't you mad, just because Daddy has divine stallions?

[ pats the mules, who seem vaguely embarrassed to be here. ]

[heliolatrous]

I don't want your stupid mules anyway.

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[sparkling_by]

[ Thinking... ]

[sparkling_by]

[ ...thinking... ]