Reason #968564 Beloved is not allowed in the kitchen

[sparkindarkness]

 Wishing to "help", Beloved decided to chop vegetables.

We will, for the moment, leave aside the fact I didn't ask him to, that he didn't know what I intended to cook, what vegetables I intend to use (if any) or even, really, whether the vegetables he was chopping even remotely go with each other, let alone anything else I intend to cook. Also, of

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[myrrhmade]

LOL, he must be related to my husband. >=]

[sparkindarkness]

Clearly we need to create a support group

[gildinwen]

*facepalm* *giggle*

[sparkindarkness]

he provides comic relief at least

[pujaemuss]

That is *outstanding*!

PJW

[sparkindarkness]

It may be a new record

[baranduyn]

I'd have given money to see you sneak up behind Beloved while he was happily chopping the pomegranate (how? Why?) and when the oozy red came out you'd say "Oh Lord, you've killed it."

Do that with video, okay? :D The spouse is Not Allowed to 'help' because he doesn't.

[bugeyedmonster]

"Oh Lord, you've killed it."

*giggles madly*

[sparkindarkness]

Snerk - oh I am tempted

[tattooofhername]

Aaaaaaand he's finally gone beyond even my ability to fuck up in the kitchen XD

[sparkindarkness]

He has set new records to aspire to!

[tattooofhername]

If you need me, I'll be figuring out how to burn ice cream.