Ganked from... another LJ comm. :|a A musebox... linked one.

[like_a_bossbot]

The INSULT MEME

☠ comment with your character.
☠ other people comment to your character.
☠ those two characters are then forced to insult each other. while anything else (like their body language or the way they say things) can give away their true feelings, every word that comes out of their mouths must be insulting.
☠ best friends trying to one

Comments

(Diet) Optimus Prime

[like_a_bossbot]

[inferiordude]

Yo, dude! Your trailer's so fat that you need a WIDELOAD SIGN!

1/3

[like_a_bossbot]

W-What?

2/3

[like_a_bossbot]

... It's standard size for a firetruck...

Err... I think.

Blitzwing

[highly_unstable]

Perceptor McLineface

[debt_to_pay]

[king_grimlock]

Nerd.

[caelumtorqueo]

[A vous, Grimlock.]

Amateur.

[And for Percy-pants.]

You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a slagging barn.

[See? Insults that make no sense? Win.]

[king_grimlock]

Ugly and stupid.

Look like human tinker toy.

Soundwave still doesn't have a clever nickname.

[sound_loyal]

[runningerrands]

Hey jackass. What's with all the cameras? Feeling a little lonely there since your real leader kicked it?

[Forever bitter.]

[sound_loyal]

Negative.

Surveillance footage of Isaac Clarke: Sold to organic pornographic industry.

Client specified: Organic must be 'male and desperate.'

[runningerrands]

Yeah, I bet that kind of shit would turn you on. It's not like this Magnum guy really did much for you, did he? Not to mention you have pretty slim pickings. Dirge or Starscream.

Guess that makes you just as desperate.

ISAAC MCKISSYFACE CLARKE

[runningerrands]