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[like_a_bossbot]

The INSULT MEME

☠ comment with your character.
☠ other people comment to your character.
☠ those two characters are then forced to insult each other. while anything else (like their body language or the way they say things) can give away their true feelings, every word that comes out of their mouths must be insulting.
☠ best friends trying to one

Comments

THE DUDEWAVE ABIDES

[inferiordude]

SHOCKWAVE

[notsoloyal]

[BRING IT GLITCHES]

[sound_loyal]

Shockwave: Illogical.

[notsoloyal]

Your opinions mean little, given your lack of intelligence and general inferiority.

[sound_loyal]

Assessment: Inaccurate.

Conclusion: Shockwave lacks intelligence and logic.

Optimus Prime (classic flavor!)

[ichooseboth]

[highly_unstable]

Your maker vas a Volksvagon!

[ichooseboth]

...And yours clearly passed on their glitch to you.

[Wat.]

[highly_unstable]

Your faceplate is a glitch, you overgrown Tonka Truck!!

Dexter

[darklydreamndex]

[king_grimlock]

Oh, this good.

[wreckerverity]

I didn't know Mecha-Godzilla could talk.

[king_grimlock]

Me breathe fire, too.

Me toast puny squishie into splatter.

[wreckerverity]

Pfff. Dragons breathe fire. Godzilla? WAY cooler.

How you 'toast' someone into 'splatter' there, Littlefoot?

[Not her best insult: she actually kind of loves the Land Before Time. Well up until Part 562. Seriously, Spielberg?]