Ganked from... another LJ comm. :|a A musebox... linked one.

[like_a_bossbot]

The INSULT MEME

☠ comment with your character.
☠ other people comment to your character.
☠ those two characters are then forced to insult each other. while anything else (like their body language or the way they say things) can give away their true feelings, every word that comes out of their mouths must be insulting.
☠ best friends trying to one

Comments

Perceptor McLineface

[debt_to_pay]

[king_grimlock]

Nerd.

[caelumtorqueo]

[A vous, Grimlock.]

Amateur.

[And for Percy-pants.]

You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a slagging barn.

[See? Insults that make no sense? Win.]

[king_grimlock]

Ugly and stupid.

Look like human tinker toy.

[caelumtorqueo]

Tch. 'Ugly and stupid'? Stop talking about yourself, you vain creature.

[king_grimlock]

Puny. Weak. Me already see 12 ways to rip you apart.

[caelumtorqueo]

You mean sexy and...well...sexy. [Skywarp has an...inflated sense of his own appearance. Slightly.]

Twelve ways, huh?

And yet....I'm still here. [AMAZING.]

[king_grimlock]

You not worth effort it take to rip scrawny arms off body and shove them up shafthole.