yesterday my mom took me to the mall, and i happened to be wearing my "i hate every cop in this town: a good cop is a dead cop" tee-shirt. it's really faded and obviously homemade with the wrong kind of ink. and its obviously not to be taken seriously since i obviously don't look like a copkilling maniac ( Read more... )

"thank you for smoking" is a genious movie! everyone should see it! that kind of genious and cleverness is the kind of stuff that makes me happy ( Read more... )

today for some reason my mommy bought me wedge sandles and frye boots. as well as a couple things from origins. and later this week she's gonna buy me a nice pair of jeans. the key i figured out is to always make them think it's their idea. like she pointed out the boots and said they were nice, and i didn't really think i'd be getting them so i ( Read more... )

whenever its randomly on TV, i remember that The Birdcage is one of the best funniest movies ever. and it reminds me of home a lot because i used to watch it often. and Hank Azaria is amazing. i didn't even realize it was him until now playing the most fruity south beach man ever. he's great ( Read more... )

did you know that each tigers' paw print is unique, like human fingerprints? wow neato!

the other day when me and beth were just leaving the gym, my dad called to tell me i had a little sister. which was weird, because i know i have in fact 2 little sisters. but he meant that i had another little sister. my stepmom had her 2 months premature, that ( Read more... )

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i feel like there's someone sitting on my chest. it hurts when i breath deeply. the rest of my body doesn't feel too awesome either ( Read more... )

today is so dreary. i wish it was spring already. my birthday is in a month. time to start the countdown. 22. thats real grown-up ( Read more... )

right now i'm making an accordian out of swedish fish and licorice whips. it's sticky business ( Read more... )

i just ate the most delicious orange ( Read more... )