in elementary school i had a baby-tee that said "brat" in holographic puffy letters

Mar 30, 2006 09:32

yesterday my mom took me to the mall, and i happened to be wearing my "i hate every cop in this town: a good cop is a dead cop" tee-shirt. it's really faded and obviously homemade with the wrong kind of ink. and its obviously not to be taken seriously since i obviously don't look like a copkilling maniac.
however, my mom (who never seemed to care that much about what people thought of her kids, considering my youngest sister looks like a crazy little boy, and my other sister is generally disgusting on most days) anyway...my mom refused to leave bloomingdales until i put on my sweatshirt to cover up the tee-shirt. it was so retarded and i had no problem calling her on it over and over.
so i put my sweatshirt on and said "fine! well you're carrying my bag, and if you don't i'll take the sweatshirt off!"

then she bought me $90 dollar sunglasses to top off the 2 pairs of shoes, and $90 jeans she just bought me as well.
if you looked up "spoiled brat" in the dictionary, my picture would most likely be there.

but to be fair, keep in mind these are birthday presents. and i only asked for the jeans as a gift, and mentioned i was thinking about getting new shades to replace my goofy red ones, and i couldn't find the kind of shoes i was looking for, but it was her idea for me to try on the frye boots, and i thought we were leaving the mall until she started handing me sunglasses and insisted i buy the BCBG ones that looked good on me.

i may be a brat, but i love my stuff and even though i have no room for all my clothes anymore, that's not gonna stop me from further indulgences.

hahah i love how bad i just made myself out to be. secret revealed! i'm from long island and this is what long island kids do. hahah.
besides, i'm gonna soak up all the gifts from mommy and daddy while i can, because pretty soon, i'll have to be on my own. so while i'm at it, i better buy a pair of jeans that'll last me until i have enough of my own money to buy another pair!
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