This house is clean! Your help in keeping it that way is much appreciated ( Read more... )

I remembered what I dislike so much about the great outdoors: it has all those other people out there in it. People trying to back over you in their 4x4, people trying to run over you with their keg, people trying to nudge you out of the way with their shopping carts ( Read more... )

On my way home at lunch hour, I passed two cars left unattended and running. The convertible was hard to pass up ( Read more... )

Finding myself at the longest red light in town, I looked around for a way to pass the time. Spying the Interstate Batteries shop across the intersection from me, I saw a poster that read "Watch Batteries Installed ( Read more... )

Somehow, the movie theatre smell followed me home. Urgh.

I read a pamphlet today called Fascinating food safety facts. Frankly, I've been more fascinated by former forays into the forum of food safety. There was a mind-bending drawing of a sandwich with fangs reaching out to taste an unsuspecting diner, though. The county extension office had ( Read more... )

Ha! They do exist!

I spent most of this afternoon doing mid-air diagrams of frameless photo frames to various sales assistants, with no luck. Now I have a plan for tomorrow. And an excuse to visit Big Lots, purveyor of SPAM brand dips, spreads, and lotions ( Read more... )

I'll bring the batteries ( Read more... )

in order to get other much needed crap done ( Read more... )

What section of a department/discount store would you expect to find a rubber ducky in ( Read more... )

because I can't breathe ( Read more... )