Fridays are for grand theft auto
On my way home at lunch hour, I passed two cars left unattended and running. The convertible was hard to pass up.
I'd never steal a car left running, but I've often thought of sitting in the passenger's seat until the driver comes back, or moving it one parking space or driveway over.
I can't waste my time on those schemes, though. I'm still planning a heist of the roll of bubble wrap from the supply closet. If I wrap it around myself and wear my big raincoat, no one'll be the wiser. Until I fall over. I'm not sure how many times I can get away with the 'library firecrackers' line.
Friday night was supposed to be for spring shopping, but I've moved it to Saturday instead. I've fallen back into my weekend hermit routine, so this'll force me out. It's time for the spring molt from the long sleeved stripey shirt to the short sleeved stripey shirt. Stripey!
I'd never steal a car left running, but I've often thought of sitting in the passenger's seat until the driver comes back, or moving it one parking space or driveway over.
I can't waste my time on those schemes, though. I'm still planning a heist of the roll of bubble wrap from the supply closet. If I wrap it around myself and wear my big raincoat, no one'll be the wiser. Until I fall over. I'm not sure how many times I can get away with the 'library firecrackers' line.
Friday night was supposed to be for spring shopping, but I've moved it to Saturday instead. I've fallen back into my weekend hermit routine, so this'll force me out. It's time for the spring molt from the long sleeved stripey shirt to the short sleeved stripey shirt. Stripey!