Ha!
They do exist!
I spent most of this afternoon doing mid-air diagrams of frameless photo frames to various sales assistants, with no luck. Now I have a plan for tomorrow. And an excuse to visit
Big Lots, purveyor of SPAM brand dips, spreads, and lotions.
I always spring for the frameless frames for safety reasons. I have a habit of knocking my head against framed objects hung in high traffic areas. I like to spare my downstairs neighbors the thud-curse-thud scenario whenever possible. What's good for the art is good for the noggin.