Ok, so life's a bit dull recently. No one to torture or fuck over. I need to get it together, I'm saposed to be fucking the world over one person at a time....whew get a grip here buddy ( Read more... )

So I'm strolling through the mall on my way to express to pick out a new suit. I meet this chick who thought she was hot stuff. She's throwing her tits in my face and talking "sexy" to me. So I decided to humor her and pretend I wasn't at all interested. Then she was confused. So I tell her that her tits are probly fake and she's not the most ( Read more... )

Sarin was annoying
He got on everyones nerves
No they are all dead

the end.

Ok so I met this guy at the bowling alley the other day right. He looks at me funny which pissed me the fuck off. So I politely ask if he wants to play a friendly game. I suck at bowlling by the way. So after we're done playing I other to go out for a beer at the bar. So this dumbass walked to the bowling alley an all. So we take my car. But I just ( Read more... )

YES! I'm such a Genious! i've concocted the most brilliant scam EVER! there's this stupid faggot who was dumb enough to tell me where he hides his money at his house (what dumbass, people these days). And personally I hate this guy, ALOT! I want to skin him alive, cover his body with salt, alcohol, and Gasoline. Let him suffer a bit like that, then ( Read more... )

Wooooo we! Today I fucked the hell out of this girl I met over livejournal. I don't know her real name, she insisted I called her kittenofwoe. She gives a mighty fine blow job my friend! oh yes. I like to call her the spermpire, kinda like a vampire. She's one kinky bitch! After we had sex she brought out her golden retriever Buddy. They went at it ( Read more... )

Well today I killed my neighbors cat. I made some napalm then I tied the cat up with this rope I have. I got some needle and thread and stitched his move closed, that was a pain in the ass. So he's hanging from a rope and all right. I put the napalm all over his body and then lit him on fire. He was trying to scream and wiggling all about trying to ( Read more... )