that asshole keeps waking up the neighbors

[soulless_scum]

Ok so I met this guy at the bowling alley the other day right. He looks at me funny which pissed me the fuck off. So I politely ask if he wants to play a friendly game. I suck at bowlling by the way. So after we're done playing I other to go out for a beer at the bar. So this dumbass walked to the bowling alley an all. So we take my car. But I just

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Hmm...

[obieboy]

So enlighten me...

Is this fact or fiction?

Then maybe we'll discuss the possibility of discussing whether we can hook up or not.

This kinda scares me.

Honestly truly.

Re: Hmm...

[soulless_scum]

Oh, the guy in my basement! He's really a great guy once you get to know him. He really hates when I put seasoned salt in his wounds you know. He says it makes him feel like some kinda dish for thanksgiving.

But, ah, I find you kinda stupid now. Ok not stupid, no no no. Sorry wrong word. Naive would be much better put. Do you like that one?

Well, you had your chance kid. You blew it. But, really, did you think you actually had a chance? Or are you just an object of my amusement rather than my affection...hmmm?? tricky tricky. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Hmhmhmhmhmhmhm *cough* *gag* *cough* hmhmhmhmhm. *cackle!*

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[soulless_scum]

P.S. "Then maybe we'll discuss the possibility of discussing whether we can hook up or not." Dude! I hope you've done that on purpose! You fucking used two versions of the word discuss int he same fucked up little fuck of a fuckable sentence. I mean have you not any style to you grammar?

[oceans_echo]

No Offence but u souNd kinda sick Like i mean in the heaD it isnt meanT 2 b mean but u kno they Hav help n stuff 4 ppL tht r kinda well Not normal i meaN i was just like browsIng and im jusT posting 2 let u kno that u sounD kinda dorky and on ur intereSts page so u miTe wanna change it if u care bouT wat ppl thinK i mean