001 ☠Video (backdated to the 23rd)

[sadoslash]

[ As the feed starts, there's not one...but two people. One is very recognizable -- Katsura Kotarou. The other is the one who apparently started the video, Okita Sougo. The two are clearly connected by a pair of handcuffs. Okita, however, begins talking in a stoic manner, his voice lacking any and all inflection. This is just business as normal. ]

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Voice;

[getyourgunson]

[Date is just going to ignore the picture of his voice twin, yeah. More importantly...]

What are you doing with Katsura?

[Do you recognise this voice, Sougo? Maybe.]

Voice;

[sadoslash]

[ WHY YES HE DOES. .....sob. Though it clearly can't be Hijikata because he wouldn't be asking that question. ]

Playing a game.

Voice;

[getyourgunson]

[It's okay Sougo, you'll find other ways to inflict horrible damage.]

A game.

[Says this in the driest way possible. No, Date does not see it.]

Voice;

[sadoslash]

[ Of course he will! Anyone who has the misfortune of sounding like Hijikata-san should thereby be stripped of their voice. ]

Cops and robbers!

Video;

[alastinglight]

[Seconding that first post.]

What do you think you're doing?

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[sadoslash]

[ Alright. So Sougo is going to have a serious moment here. ]

My duty as a police officer. To arrest terrorists -- such as yourself...Takasugi Shinsuke.

[ He would recognize that face from the photographs. Although, he did seem a bit younger...and maybe the shadows are fooling with him because that sure seems a lot like he has his left eye. A trick of the light? ]

Video;

[alastinglight]

[Oh, great.

Thank you for becoming a total dick, future self.]

So you're someone from their time then, is it?

[Emphasis on 'theirs'. Not his.

This shit? Yeah, it sucks.]

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[sadoslash]

Their time?

[ Forgive him. He's a little slow on the timeline thing. ]

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[thewarisover]

[...So this was what Gai was talking about?

Sigh.]

It's a pleasure to meet you, Okita, but I'm afraid you don't have any jurisdiction here.

[Also, that is a member of his Watch that you've randomly arrested.]

Video;

[sadoslash]

Not yet.

[ Psh. It's a terrorist, Roy-san! ]

Video;

[thewarisover]

Might not ever be, unless you're careful.

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[sadoslash]

Due to this kidnapping, I was promoted. I take pride in that.

[Video]

[daddyscythe]

... Katsura...?

[Video]

[sadoslash]

It's not Katsura, it's Okita.

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[daddyscythe]

Not you! The guy you're cuffed to! Why're you cuffed to him?

[Video]

[sadoslash]

[ He gives a side glance at Katsura, and then looks off. ]

Ah. Heeeelp, I am being held hostage. It's a kidnapping within a kidnapping.

[video]

[histrionicflair]

[Oh. Hello there, Katsura. Why is he handcuffed to a little boy? He gets more questionable as time goes by...

Well, whatever floats his boat...

But enough about Katsura. There's a more important issue here.]

You're issuing a warning against the sun?

[video]

[sadoslash]

Yes. That's correct. Are you one of its many victims?

[video]

[histrionicflair]

I keep my curtains closed when I change. Still, the sun is undeniably a creepy voyeur. Should you manage to arrest him and are in need of a prosecutor, let me know.

[video]

[sadoslash]

Thank you. Your assistance will help bring the entire world to justice.