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sadoslash in soul_campaign

001 ☠Video (backdated to the 23rd)

Jun 24, 2011 11:48

[ As the feed starts, there's not one...but two people. One is very recognizable -- Katsura Kotarou. The other is the one who apparently started the video, Okita Sougo. The two are clearly connected by a pair of handcuffs. Okita, however, begins talking in a stoic manner, his voice lacking any and all inflection. This is just business as normal. ] ( Read more... )

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Voice; thirteenthace June 24 2011, 16:02:06 UTC

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

[Mostly amused, really.]

Voice; sadoslash June 24 2011, 16:16:19 UTC

Do what?

Voice; thirteenthace June 24 2011, 16:19:26 UTC

Handcuff one of the members of this city's security force, lay false claims and scar the network with such a picture.

[A beat.]

I can agree with you on the sun though.

Voice; sadoslash June 24 2011, 16:36:54 UTC

If terrorists can become part of the security force then this city is already beyond corrupt.

[ A pause. ]

Ah. But perhaps you're right. I should have gave a warning about the image. Hijikata-san's face has been known to cause many nightmares.

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[Not here] AJKDHFSKJSK I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. also tl;dr silvershamurai June 24 2011, 16:08:52 UTC

[You are SHITTING him, BREW. Bringing in Takasugi years too early was one thing, but this sadistic little bastard? That's a new low. Lower than that feeling you get when you know your school teacher knows about how you cheated on that test. Lower than blowing three months worth of pocket money on that one Gundam, only to drop it on completion. Lower than finding out your lover dumped you for somebody older and possibly not even a person.

You'll regret doing this, BREW. If not by Gintoki's hand, then by those of this baby-faced bundle of misery.]

[Video] silvershamurai June 24 2011, 16:19:18 UTC

[The response comes several minutes after his brief bout of cursing every deity in existence. He's oddly calm in comparison to how much he was freaking out just moments earlier..]

Your head is what's in another castle. Go retrieve it. Retrieve it and then get lost in the desert and die there with the sun leering down at you, mocking your fleeting existence, you bastard.

[Video] sadoslash June 24 2011, 16:45:03 UTC

But, boss, I'm here to help fight a war. One kishin egg at a time!

[ And he lifts the arm attached to Katsura. Because terrorists clearly = kishin eggs. ]

[Video] silvershamurai June 24 2011, 16:50:34 UTC

I'll accept your decree to hunt the 'witch', but that's about as far as my generosity goes. I haven't had any sugar today, and you are the last person whose face I wanted to see, lugging around the guy with the face I wanted to see second last.

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[video] electro_phoenix June 24 2011, 16:14:02 UTC

Newsflash: you ain't got any authority here, whoever the fuck you are.

[video] sadoslash June 24 2011, 16:22:58 UTC

Don't worry. The writers will work that in somehow.

[video] electro_phoenix June 24 2011, 16:23:52 UTC

....the what? Do you think this is some TV show or somethin'?

[video] sadoslash June 24 2011, 16:46:41 UTC

Something like that, yes.

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[And perma-action!] novelvision June 24 2011, 16:17:02 UTC

[Really, it's not that Katsura hasn't been trying everything in his power to escape. It's just that good leaders know how to bide their time, to not waste their energy on childish and futile struggles and to-

Oh, they're online now? So much for that thought as Katsura gives Okita a death glare.]

Release me at once. You have no authority here!

sadoslash June 24 2011, 16:25:05 UTC

Why would I release you when we haven't even begun the torture?

[Action] novelvision June 24 2011, 16:47:38 UTC

[Katsura tries to tug at the handcuffs again. Nope, no good.]

Because I wouldn't want to know what you consider as torture when you consider a bazooka to be a normal weapon.

And because I am the police.

[Action] sadoslash June 24 2011, 17:20:36 UTC

[ Okita is initially surprised by such a proclaimation. But then again, this isn't Gintama anymore. ]

The police force of Death City sure is corrupt.

[ Deep, PAINED frown. ]

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Voice. soulparadox June 24 2011, 16:18:52 UTC

I understand.

Voice. sadoslash June 24 2011, 16:26:23 UTC

Your streets are safe as long as I'm here, good citizen.

Voice. soulparadox June 24 2011, 16:28:55 UTC

I am part of the Watch.

If this person is a Witch, he should be immediately taken care of, yes? As such, I will search for him as you said we should.

Voice. sadoslash June 24 2011, 16:49:03 UTC

Thank you. You will be doing the world a favor. Both mine and this one.

If you need any help at all, I will be glad to offer my assistance.

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