Last night I ate:

Beef Tips, Spinach Lasagna, Ravioli, Mac and Cheese, Baked Beans, Snow Peas, Pulled Barbecue, Chicken Tenders, Fried Shrimp, Steamed Shrimp, Crab Legs, Scallops, Deviled Crab, Prime Rib, Flounder, Crayfish, Frog Legs, Blueberry Cobbler, and Ice Cream. All in the span of about 90 minutes.

The point is, I could eat you under the ( Read more... )

You'll remember I said I'd be moving to my new digs on Monday. Well, I lied. Couldn't afford it ( Read more... )

The stuff that's actually happening to me is too heavy to talk about right now. I don't want to have one of those journals anymore. So instead, I'll talk about the good news ( Read more... )

I keep getting new readers every few days, all of whom are ostensibly Russian. Naturally this is perplexing. Why would someone in Russia be interested in anything i have to say? And if they were, they could only read the rare entries I forget to friends-lock. And is it ignorant of me to assume that they probably couldn't actually read any of my ( Read more... )

I couldn't really ask for a better situation. The end of summer was pretty stressful. I have blocked most of it out. But here, at the outset of my fourth, but probably not the last, year of school. The apartment is great. Great. My room this year is even more opulent than last year, and kicks exactly five kinds of ass. And living with Davey is, um ( Read more... )

So far, this summer pretty much blows. I've already had my fill of doing nothing.

So I feel kinda obligated to update since I had such a big weekend. Let me start by saying that the drive to Atlanta is pretty much unbearable. But once you're there it's a pretty neat place. I went with Cattlin to meet Rachel and this girl whose name I still don't know, and we went to see Panic at the Disco ( Read more... )

Ugh. I hate school right now. I have not been this stressed in... well, recent memory. I am literally losing my mind. I have gallons of paperwork to do, I'm out of cigarettes and other smokables (the market's been dry since Monday), and I have this bullshit job that keeps making me miss class. It's the week before finals and I have skipped every ( Read more... )

Remember Viet Cong croquet? It was pretty intense. But today as I was walking home, I saw a group of kids playing a new form of croquet that puts ours to shame. Here's the situation ( Read more... )

Just please read this. Happy Easter everyone.