USE THE PHRASE “EVEN THE WIVES” AGAIN. Kismet did not know this was an ACTUAL QUOTE from the book. She thought it was snarktire. WHAAAAT? So there are seven million Volturi, they’re all angries, Bella thinks she’s going to die and feels sad Been there, read this. Edward walks up to Aro. It takes three pages. I consider suicide. Are you... I mean... really, they... WHAT? I know it's bad, but is it really THAT BAD? Aro calms them down by calling Jane “my love.” .... wtf that ship came out of NOWHERES. Felix flirts with Bella, and I start shipping them because, well, I just hate Edward that much, and Jacob’s soul has been eaten so he’s no longer an option. Osnap, ep-fuckin-ic-tastic.
What happened this chapter? Give me one plot point. Just one. Felix and Bella secretly fell in love. And no, we can't trust Bella's internal monologue, it took her 1.5 books to realize she was in love with Jacob. So she can love whoever we say she loves. Why does Jacob suck so much now? I totally hate him now, and that breaks my heart.Because SMeyer
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I don't own a copy of the book and I'm talking to my bff Symone, and I remembered for you said 'three pages'. I ask her to look it up to see if you're exaggerating.
I LULed so hard here: Caius bitch-slaps Irina for lying to them. I brand EVEN THE WIVES!!!111 on his forehead.
And here: Edward walks up to Aro. It takes three pages. I consider suicide
and especially here: Ooh, let’s play count-all-the-Twilight-pedophiles! Wait… I thought Aro was gay. Maybe Jane’s secretly a man.
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AH!FOCUS I MUST!
1. Lots of walking, standing, touching (Aro is naughty lulz!) and ANGRIES! *giggles*
2. OK, Jacob totally sucks now because, you said so yourself, his soul was sucked out by the LochNess. Fails Smeyer, fails.
3. Aro/Ness- It'd be so redundant but hilarious at the same time. Aro touches Nessie's face. "I know what you're going to tell me and no you can't have the last pudding." "Aw, shit." I suck at drabbles. SOMEBODY PLEASE WRITE THIS!
Edward/Aro- Aro stands up and says, "Was it good for you?" Edward winks and replies poetically, "You tell me."
Irina/Aro- Before she dies. Wait was that in this chapter? Oops. Anyway. "I'M SORRY, ARO. I DIDN'T KNOW
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3. Um um um... I just got back from vacation, so no drabbles until I'm awake, but random ships... Bella/a tree stump, Alec/Jane (I keep writing that as Jace. DAMN YOU CASSANDRA CLARE.), and, uh... Sam/Embry, because I so almost wrote it after that one interview Solomon Trimble did. :]
4. I miss Jacob's awesomesauce. He was so cute in New Moon, and then... blah.
5. He's the Grindelwald to Marcus's Dumbledore (hey, there's another random pairing for ya!).
No, you've got that wrong, ARO is Dumbledore "on a really space-cadet day as a vampire," or Dumblevamp to be precise! ;) Read cleolinda's recap of BD! :p
And I love your icon btw! :D I always loved that picture....
1. Uh... trees were murdered for nothing. That's all I got.
2. Jacob, tragically, was dazzled. Leah did not have the sense to whack him with a frying pan and convince him to take off to Montana when she could.
4. I miss snarky, darling, loveable, cuddable, hurry up and age a few years so I won't be a pedo when we snuggle Jacob. Then again, since Meyer doesn't seem to object... screw the aging and just snuggle now.
I love old Jacob so much.
5. Aro is very gay. +points at icon+ even Tim Gunn knows it.
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So there are seven million Volturi, they’re all angries, Bella thinks she’s going to die and feels sad Been there, read this.
Edward walks up to Aro. It takes three pages. I consider suicide. Are you... I mean... really, they... WHAT? I know it's bad, but is it really THAT BAD?
Aro calms them down by calling Jane “my love.” .... wtf that ship came out of NOWHERES.
Felix flirts with Bella, and I start shipping them because, well, I just hate Edward that much, and Jacob’s soul has been eaten so he’s no longer an option. Osnap, ep-fuckin-ic-tastic.
What happened this chapter? Give me one plot point. Just one.
Felix and Bella secretly fell in love. And no, we can't trust Bella's internal monologue, it took her 1.5 books to realize she was in love with Jacob. So she can love whoever we say she loves.
Why does Jacob suck so much now? I totally hate him now, and that breaks my heart.Because SMeyer ( ... )
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i have a story i wrote for Kai and everything.
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I don't own a copy of the book and I'm talking to my bff Symone, and I remembered for you said 'three pages'. I ask her to look it up to see if you're exaggerating.
You weren't.
lulz were had.
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I LULed so hard here: Caius bitch-slaps Irina for lying to them. I brand EVEN THE WIVES!!!111 on his forehead.
And here: Edward walks up to Aro. It takes three pages. I consider suicide
and especially here: Ooh, let’s play count-all-the-Twilight-pedophiles! Wait… I thought Aro was gay. Maybe Jane’s secretly a man.
43780237832893.2
AH!FOCUS I MUST!
1. Lots of walking, standing, touching (Aro is naughty lulz!) and ANGRIES! *giggles*
2. OK, Jacob totally sucks now because, you said so yourself, his soul was sucked out by the LochNess. Fails Smeyer, fails.
3. Aro/Ness- It'd be so redundant but hilarious at the same time. Aro touches Nessie's face. "I know what you're going to tell me and no you can't have the last pudding." "Aw, shit." I suck at drabbles. SOMEBODY PLEASE WRITE THIS!
Edward/Aro- Aro stands up and says, "Was it good for you?" Edward winks and replies poetically, "You tell me."
Irina/Aro- Before she dies. Wait was that in this chapter? Oops. Anyway. "I'M SORRY, ARO. I DIDN'T KNOW ( ... )
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1. It continues the last chapter and it iniciates the next one. That's not that a plot point, you say? Why, then I've got nuthin'.
2. He doesn't suck. *gasp* He's just buried deep, deep, DEEP down the wolf now.
3. Marcus/Caius. Marcus is bored and Caius' got spunk. BE TOGETHER.
4. The real Jacob would've flet the scene or gone for Aro's bony ass a long time ago. COME BACK TO US, JAKE!!!11
5. Yes. Isn't this canon?
6. Grrrreat! Props to you for doing this. Seriously. Ya'll deserve prizes.
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2. "He doesn't suck. *gasp* He's just buried deep, deep, DEEP down the wolf now."
*sniff sniff* i can never hate jake ... i agree, hes somewhere, somewhere VERY VERY deep...ughhh s. meyer how could you do this to us!!
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2. New Moon!Jacob is my Jacob forever and ever.
3. Um um um... I just got back from vacation, so no drabbles until I'm awake, but random ships... Bella/a tree stump, Alec/Jane (I keep writing that as Jace. DAMN YOU CASSANDRA CLARE.), and, uh... Sam/Embry, because I so almost wrote it after that one interview Solomon Trimble did. :]
4. I miss Jacob's awesomesauce. He was so cute in New Moon, and then... blah.
5. He's the Grindelwald to Marcus's Dumbledore (hey, there's another random pairing for ya!).
6. Wonderfully. :D
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And I love your icon btw! :D I always loved that picture....
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2. Jacob, tragically, was dazzled. Leah did not have the sense to whack him with a frying pan and convince him to take off to Montana when she could.
4. I miss snarky, darling, loveable, cuddable, hurry up and age a few years so I won't be a pedo when we snuggle Jacob. Then again, since Meyer doesn't seem to object... screw the aging and just snuggle now.
I love old Jacob so much.
5. Aro is very gay. +points at icon+ even Tim Gunn knows it.
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