USE THE PHRASE “EVEN THE WIVES” AGAIN. Kismet did not know this was an ACTUAL QUOTE from the book. She thought it was snarktire. WHAAAAT? So there are seven million Volturi, they’re all angries, Bella thinks she’s going to die and feels sad Been there, read this. Edward walks up to Aro. It takes three pages. I consider suicide. Are you... I mean... really, they... WHAT? I know it's bad, but is it really THAT BAD? Aro calms them down by calling Jane “my love.” .... wtf that ship came out of NOWHERES. Felix flirts with Bella, and I start shipping them because, well, I just hate Edward that much, and Jacob’s soul has been eaten so he’s no longer an option. Osnap, ep-fuckin-ic-tastic.
What happened this chapter? Give me one plot point. Just one. Felix and Bella secretly fell in love. And no, we can't trust Bella's internal monologue, it took her 1.5 books to realize she was in love with Jacob. So she can love whoever we say she loves. Why does Jacob suck so much now? I totally hate him now, and that breaks my heart. Because SMeyer decided to love him. And we all know how those dysfunctional relationships end up. Three random ships. Name ‘em now. Then write me drabbles. IN THE REPLY, HONEYBUN. I miss the real Jacob. Tell me what you miss most about him. What I miss the most about Jacob was the part where he was Jacob. Is Aro gay? You could argue that he's the Dumbledore of Twilight. Or Carlisle's the Dumbledore and he's the Grindelwald. OSNAP SHIP. This is my virgin Re-Read. How did I do? Fantastic. TY so much!
I don't own a copy of the book and I'm talking to my bff Symone, and I remembered for you said 'three pages'. I ask her to look it up to see if you're exaggerating.
So there are seven million Volturi, they’re all angries, Bella thinks she’s going to die and feels sad Been there, read this.
Edward walks up to Aro. It takes three pages. I consider suicide. Are you... I mean... really, they... WHAT? I know it's bad, but is it really THAT BAD?
Aro calms them down by calling Jane “my love.” .... wtf that ship came out of NOWHERES.
Felix flirts with Bella, and I start shipping them because, well, I just hate Edward that much, and Jacob’s soul has been eaten so he’s no longer an option. Osnap, ep-fuckin-ic-tastic.
What happened this chapter? Give me one plot point. Just one.
Felix and Bella secretly fell in love. And no, we can't trust Bella's internal monologue, it took her 1.5 books to realize she was in love with Jacob. So she can love whoever we say she loves.
Why does Jacob suck so much now? I totally hate him now, and that breaks my heart.
Because SMeyer decided to love him. And we all know how those dysfunctional relationships end up.
Three random ships. Name ‘em now. Then write me drabbles.
IN THE REPLY, HONEYBUN.
I miss the real Jacob. Tell me what you miss most about him.
What I miss the most about Jacob was the part where he was Jacob.
Is Aro gay?
You could argue that he's the Dumbledore of Twilight. Or Carlisle's the Dumbledore and he's the Grindelwald. OSNAP SHIP.
This is my virgin Re-Read. How did I do?
Fantastic. TY so much!
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i have a story i wrote for Kai and everything.
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I don't own a copy of the book and I'm talking to my bff Symone, and I remembered for you said 'three pages'. I ask her to look it up to see if you're exaggerating.
You weren't.
lulz were had.
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