I have not read any of the re-read chapters since the end of Jacob's book but this was snarky and beautiful. Really I enjoyed it which is saying allot because this is almost the height of the fail.
1. We find out that the pack are shape shifters (It might be the next chapter but I didn't go back and read the fail).
2. Jacob doesn't suck. Smyser sucks! Really Jake is still awseome we just can't see it through the LOVE SHIELD.
1. UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I'll get back to you. 2. I'm so gladthat you called not-Jake a pod person, because it led me to come up with this! Jacob was invaded by some creepy, random pedophile soul, like in The Host and the real Jake is just dying to get out. THIS IS MY NEW EXPLANATION FOR JACOB'S RIDICULOUSNESS. 3. Edward/Charlie, Alice/Zafrina, aaand um, Mike Newton/Nahuel. Now I ain't gonna write these. Gotsta do homework. 4. Everything. 5. HE IS SO GAY. OMG GOLF-BALL SIZED DIAMOND, THAT IS ALL. 6. I lol'd. Good job. :D
1. What happened this chapter? Give me one plot point. Just one. Hm. ... ... ... I've got nothing outside the invalidation of Irina.
2. Why does Jacob suck so much now? I totally hate him now, and that breaks my heart. Yeah, I didn't think much about him after the second book ended. Best to make a clean break.
3. Three random ships. Name ‘em now. Then write me drabbles. Bella/Jacob, Tanya/Edward, Esme/Carlisle. (I know, I'm boring, I couldn't think of anything non-canon. And you REALLY don't want to see my drabbles. XD)
4. I miss the real Jacob. Tell me what you miss most about him. His humor! His lightness! I hate that the book got slightly dull in the last third.
5. Is Aro gay? I like to think so, but maybe one of the wives can say otherwise.
6. This is my virgin Re-Read. How did I do? Seriously, anytime you can incorporate "EVEN THE WIVES?!" you get automatic bonus points.
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1. We find out that the pack are shape shifters (It might be the next chapter but I didn't go back and read the fail).
2. Jacob doesn't suck. Smyser sucks! Really Jake is still awseome we just can't see it through the LOVE SHIELD.
3. Edward/Sam, Leah/Nuahel, Jane/Aro.
4. His humanity, humor, hotness
5. Good question!
6. Classic re-read. Good Job!
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2. I'm so gladthat you called not-Jake a pod person, because it led me to come up with this! Jacob was invaded by some creepy, random pedophile soul, like in The Host and the real Jake is just dying to get out. THIS IS MY NEW EXPLANATION FOR JACOB'S RIDICULOUSNESS.
3. Edward/Charlie, Alice/Zafrina, aaand um, Mike Newton/Nahuel. Now I ain't gonna write these. Gotsta do homework.
4. Everything.
5. HE IS SO GAY. OMG GOLF-BALL SIZED DIAMOND, THAT IS ALL.
6. I lol'd. Good job. :D
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I've got nothing outside the invalidation of Irina.
2. Why does Jacob suck so much now? I totally hate him now, and that breaks my heart.
Yeah, I didn't think much about him after the second book ended. Best to make a clean break.
3. Three random ships. Name ‘em now. Then write me drabbles.
Bella/Jacob, Tanya/Edward, Esme/Carlisle. (I know, I'm boring, I couldn't think of anything non-canon. And you REALLY don't want to see my drabbles. XD)
4. I miss the real Jacob. Tell me what you miss most about him.
His humor! His lightness! I hate that the book got slightly dull in the last third.
5. Is Aro gay?
I like to think so, but maybe one of the wives can say otherwise.
6. This is my virgin Re-Read. How did I do?
Seriously, anytime you can incorporate "EVEN THE WIVES?!" you get automatic bonus points.
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