Please excuse any typos in this post. It's very difficult to type with this big plastic cone around my head ( Read more... )

I am so mad at raybear and dommeyourass. They both went away for a long long long long long long long long long long time. WITHOUT me. Luckily this other woman I like came to visit me a couple times and I liked to show off by running back and forth and pushing the bed halfway across the room. She took me to the park which I like but I wanted to run and run ( Read more... )

I haven't written in a long time and I'll tell you why. Because every time I go into the computer room I get distracted by this tiny orange thing that hides in the closet. I want to sniff and lick it SO BAD but when I get close she makes this hissing noise and bats her paw, so then I think, yes! She wants to wrestle! But I always get called ( Read more... )

Daddy has been slow in setting up the computer, so I had to break out of the house and run to the library to use the computer. The sign says "no dogs allowed" but I just put on a hat and sunglasses so no one would recognize me ( Read more... )

Yesterday I got into trouble when I jumped on the couch. Except I sort of missed and landed on Daddy's head then bounced off onto the other woman. She was weird and wouldn't play gimme-the-ring! and didn't appreciated me licking her pillow. Nothing was working to show how cute I am ( Read more... )

This morning Daddy was in the kitchen and it smelled GOOD. I stood by the oven and licked my lips because it made me drool so much. He was talking to me about something (I never really listen) and then he reached down and put a whole bunch of it in my food dish! I was so excited and grabbed a mouthful and ran into the living room ( Read more... )

God, it's about time he got off the computer and gave me a chance. He's on here so much ( Read more... )

Yesterday it rained hard but Daddy was nice and didn't take me out until after it stopped. I don't like water much ( Read more... )

Catwoman's back!! I thought she left forever. I tried to eat her last night, but she didn't like that. But I was still happy ( Read more... )

Now they're BOTH gone and I'm home alone ( Read more... )