I'M SORRY FOR ALL THE INCONVENIENCE I'VE CAUSED! CLEARLY THE RAINING LEAVES WERE NOTHING MORE THAN AN OMEN SIGNALING THAT I HAVE OUTLIVED MY STAY. IT SEEMS THAT GOD HAS FINALLY ACCEPTED MY PRAYER FOR DIVINE PUNISHMENT BUT NOW I HAVE BEEN SO CRUEL TO SUBJECT YOU ALL TO THESE DREEEAAADFUL, KILLER VEGETABLES! IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE YOU'RE ( Read more... )

[ Ritsu is on your feed. Dressed up like one of those flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz. You know the ones. ]

Dreamberry-San, if it's not too much to ask for, I'd like to send Hatori-Niisan and Yuki-San a message...

[ . . . ]

Is it working already!? Ah! Yes! That is, I don't think I'll be coming home today.

[ OOC | SO HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW ( Read more... )

H-Hello...! Um. Yes. That is, I found this cellphone on the ground and I didn't know what to do with it. I don't want to be rude by taking it so I'm going to leave it here for you to pick up.

[ . . . ]

Is that the wrong thing to do!? It is, isn't it? I'm sorry! That's right, without your cellphone, you won't be able to contact anybody! Then all ( Read more... )

H-Hello. Um... Is this on? Oh! The red light! Yes, I am Ritsu Sohma. I know nobody would want to contact me. I'm sorry! You must have the wrong number! Now you are wasting your precious time by calling me! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so--

[ Beep! ]

( I'm sorry! )

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry~ Naega, naega, naega meonjeo. Nege, nege, nege ppajyeo. Ppajyeo, ppajyeo, beoryeo, baby. Shawty, Shawty, Shawty, Shaw--

OH YEAH. So here is where you tell me if I'm apologizing too much, not enough, or if you'd like me to marry you.

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If it's not too much trouble... Can somebody please tell what it is like to be free?

[ Somebody is getting a nice little zap... Cue a short scream and a chain of apologies. ]I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorr ( Read more... )

[ The audio transmission clicks on but for the first three minutes, there's nothing but incomprehensible audio and shuffling. A timid voice finally steps up to the microphone: ]

U-Um... Ex... Excuse me? That is, c-can anyone hear me? Anybody?

[ There's another pause, though this one is considerably shorter. When he does resume, it's screaming ( Read more... )