001 | Audio
H-Hello...! Um. Yes. That is, I found this cellphone on the ground and I didn't know what to do with it. I don't want to be rude by taking it so I'm going to leave it here for you to pick up.
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Is that the wrong thing to do!? It is, isn't it? I'm sorry! That's right, without your cellphone, you won't be able to contact anybody! Then all your friends will think you've died and your social life will be ruined because of meee! I'm so sorry, it's all my fault! How incredibly rude it was to even think about abandoning your precious belonging! I'll hold it! I'll hold it until you come to pick it up! I've been so awful to take it from you in the first place! Please give me whatever punishment you see fit! I will apologize for my sin to the world! I'M SOOOORRRRRRRRYYYY!!