Last night, I brought Mom my only catnip mouse, and set it down on her pillow as a gift for her. She pet me and acted all nice, but then she removed it from the pillow and then ignored it, like she didn't really appreciate it. Hmph.

~Sonyaaa

I really did get a third bath!!!!!!

I am now dry and clean, though, and my tummy isn't upset, which is nice.

But I smell like fake spit instead of real spit. :(

~Sonyaaa

Mom decided that because Valeria was dirty and Sneezy sneezes, we should BOTH have to have a bath. This is unfair. I hear there were clouds of dirt and grime coming off of my sister, so maybe in her case it was justified. But there was no need to bathe me as well ( Read more... )

Last night Mom went to bed, so I went over to check out whether the blankets were warmed up yet. I walked silently so as not to disturb her, I didn't even rustle or pull on the covers, and I tried not to say "Prrt" or sniffle too loudly.

And then, just as I was looking right down into her face, she opened her eyes. All that wasted effort on my ( Read more... )

Mom gave me a BATH. She said I smelled like pee and she didn't want me sleeping on her head and her clean pillowcase like that.

Sonyaaa didn't have to have a bath. This is just not fair. Just because she cleans herself well, she gets the nice treatment... Why am I always being compared to my cleaner sister?

~Valeria

Mom yelled that I am a BAD CAT.

She's wrong. I happen to think that I am very good at being a cat. For example, I stick my paws into her drinking glass in a very catlike manner, and I bat things off the table just as a cat would. I think it's pretty catlike of me to combine these actions in a short span of time, too.

~Sonyaaa

Stick Guy said that I don't have some proper cat characteristics. He pointed out that I don't wash myself very well, I don't bury my poo, I had to be repeatedly taught to go in the box when I was a kitten, and I don't know what my tail is ( Read more... )

The humans delight in annoying me, I swear. There used to be all these lovely piles of boxes, but then Sneezy and Stick Guy started moving them around and rearranging them, and then there were fewer high spots to sleep on. Every time I jumped up on the current highest stack, someone would pick up the top box and move it. Even if I refused to get ( Read more... )

kawakiisakazuki made me a valentine! Isn't it lovely?

Also, my sister mistook Sneezy for Mom last night and slept on his legs, and then she freaked out when Sneezy kicked her in his sleep. It was funny.

~Valeria

Last night, Stick Guy brought over a really scary thing. It seemed at first to be a big piece of flat plastic. But it wasn't-- it was a gigantic hissy monster in disguise! It made a loud sound like a vacuum cleaner hissing at me, and it loomed up from the floor, and demonstrated that it was HUGE ( Read more... )