Hissy monster
Last night, Stick Guy brought over a really scary thing. It seemed at first to be a big piece of flat plastic. But it wasn't-- it was a gigantic hissy monster in disguise! It made a loud sound like a vacuum cleaner hissing at me, and it loomed up from the floor, and demonstrated that it was HUGE.
Then the humans sat around the hissy monster and tried to get me to come over, as if they didn't realise the terrible danger we were all in! It was even bigger than a human, and it was still all puffed up! I wasn't having it!
Even Valeria walked right into its clutches, and she's normally a scaredy-cat. I think she is just terribly oblivious to real danger when it happens. And the humans laughed at me because my tail got puffed up, which is a biological reaction that I cannot help and does not mean anything. And besides, it makes sense to puff up in response to a scary monster that puffs up itself and hisses at you.
Well, I'm not going to go near that thing. It's their own doom if they do.
~Sonyaaa
Then the humans sat around the hissy monster and tried to get me to come over, as if they didn't realise the terrible danger we were all in! It was even bigger than a human, and it was still all puffed up! I wasn't having it!
Even Valeria walked right into its clutches, and she's normally a scaredy-cat. I think she is just terribly oblivious to real danger when it happens. And the humans laughed at me because my tail got puffed up, which is a biological reaction that I cannot help and does not mean anything. And besides, it makes sense to puff up in response to a scary monster that puffs up itself and hisses at you.
Well, I'm not going to go near that thing. It's their own doom if they do.
~Sonyaaa