I have no money, no energy, and no motivation. Hence, I am unable to move the bicycle out of the living room until further notice.

Guess I'll have myself a beer!

(Wanna thank you for being so entertaining. I hate it when I chance the "random" user button and all I get is BORING.)

Friday (Full Moon!) was the weirdest fucking day/night ever ( Read more... )

VH1 has yet to be recognized for making the 00's the decade of loving all other decades ( Read more... )

Nothing great happens ( Read more... )

There's always drama at work. Shoot, it IS a salon. Not to say that I have nothing to do about it. In a lot of ways, I probably instigate it being the gossipy, southern one. Hell, this ain't no Steel Magnolias ( Read more... )

woke up just before the phone call from werk: "aren't you coming to the meeting today?" from the not-boss who bosses me around and i make no effort to attempt to hide hatred from ( Read more... )

I just recalled what the bottom of a mint-choco chip ice cream box looked like...no, wait not 'recalled'...let's see, what is word? perhaps 'cleaned' is word.

><><><><><><><><><><><><>Now accepting new ideas for the voicemail greeting ideas for the new phone, expected to be implemented by monday. Chosen winner will recieve a friendly reply! And ( Read more... )

How to make a something_amiss
Ingredients:

5 parts success

1 part self-sufficiency

3 parts energy
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Serve with a slice of curiosity and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>I fucking did it. I really did it. I can ( Read more... )

Zoloft can make me cry sometimes. And sometimes make me really happy. Who knew that a commercial for an antidepressant thing could be a diagnosis tool for bipolar disorder ( Read more... )

I did my first brazillian wax last night. I've never even had a bikini wax on myself but the opportunity presented itself and I've been told that brazzes make up about 70% of one local salon's wax service revenue. So I had to do it. With a buddy and under the supervision of 3 other students...So, I did this lady's left side and her booty, while my ( Read more... )