The Twit & the Twat
I did my first brazillian wax last night. I've never even had a bikini wax on myself but the opportunity presented itself and I've been told that brazzes make up about 70% of one local salon's wax service revenue. So I had to do it. With a buddy and under the supervision of 3 other students...So, I did this lady's left side and her booty, while my buddy did her right side.
I was shaking in my fucking boots. I was scared to death.
I feel like writing out details but anybody who's reading this is already traumatized, I'm sure.
I'm gonna learn men's brazillians next. Might be hard to find a model for that. Just like it's hard to find a model for ear and nose wax. But I can do it I tell you, I can!
My eye caught my nasty cold. I didn't know it could do that. (I hope that girl's nani doesn't catch it.) So I went to the dr so I could put off one of my exams until the last minute. It's not that I'm scared of failing it, it's more of a power struggle between me and a teacher. She kept saying I should go to the dr, not because she was generally concerned with my health and especially not for the health of my classmates, but for her convenience. So my Dr wrote a note--can you believe it?a grown woman getting a note for school!--that said I would be contagious for 5 more days. haw! And then he wrote me a rx for codiene. He *always* does that. This time I felt like he was pushing it on me. He said "does the coughing bother you?" in more ways than two. Well, sure the coughing is annoying. But I'm really only here for the note...but hey, whatever knocks me out recreationally. I've taken melatonin and/or nyquil every night since school started just to make sure I get adequate rest. Just one more week + one day before I kick that nasty habit!
I was shaking in my fucking boots. I was scared to death.
I feel like writing out details but anybody who's reading this is already traumatized, I'm sure.
I'm gonna learn men's brazillians next. Might be hard to find a model for that. Just like it's hard to find a model for ear and nose wax. But I can do it I tell you, I can!
My eye caught my nasty cold. I didn't know it could do that. (I hope that girl's nani doesn't catch it.) So I went to the dr so I could put off one of my exams until the last minute. It's not that I'm scared of failing it, it's more of a power struggle between me and a teacher. She kept saying I should go to the dr, not because she was generally concerned with my health and especially not for the health of my classmates, but for her convenience. So my Dr wrote a note--can you believe it?a grown woman getting a note for school!--that said I would be contagious for 5 more days. haw! And then he wrote me a rx for codiene. He *always* does that. This time I felt like he was pushing it on me. He said "does the coughing bother you?" in more ways than two. Well, sure the coughing is annoying. But I'm really only here for the note...but hey, whatever knocks me out recreationally. I've taken melatonin and/or nyquil every night since school started just to make sure I get adequate rest. Just one more week + one day before I kick that nasty habit!