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Living in halls, it's good to learn some first aid. "Help me, some one stabbed me in the back!" Back-stabbing, a common high school injury. Remember, in stab wounds, never remove the knife. Taking out the knife would be like removing the stopper and releasing a nigh of unstoppable flow of arterial blood that spurts out up to two meters away. Don't ( Read more... )

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you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT
the Trix rabbit, for example
I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids
I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY.
fuckin kids came outta ( Read more... )

So there was this boy and this girl ( Read more... )

You Are a "Don't Tread On Me" Libertarian


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I have mono. Boo mono.

bgcolor=#a0a0a0>I am flower named somekidunlikeu !I consist of my friends!Are you flower too?

Thanksgiving pretty much SUCKED! I hate it.

Ok livejournal audience, here is lovely picture for you. Mr. Jack Sparrow.

A Day in Hell ( Read more... )