The Somarium Reporter: Issue 01

May 22, 2010 22:11

Who: MYSTERIOUS GOSSIPER 'MISS SILVY' and the rest of Somarium. ♥
Where: EVERYWHERE.
Style: Anything!
Status: OPEN OPEN OPEN
Note: This is... really a free reign kind of thing. The tabloid will show up everywhere in Somarium, random streets of Somni and so on and so forth. It'll be blown around in the wind and then RIGHT IN YOUR FACE, or ( Read more... )

dominic sorel, rita mordio, akihiko sanada, javert, renge houshakuji, spain (antonio fernandez carriedo), xerxes break, gilgamesh, sharon rainsworth, oz vessalius, america (alfred f. jones), atsuro kihara, shiki misaki, echo, harley q, kazuki hihara, riku, naomi hunter, rise kujikawa, !moon: cycle 20, vincent nightray, elliot nightray, minato arisato, neku sakuraba, alice (pandora hearts), raven (gilbert nightray)

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[Action] charientisms May 23 2010, 05:22:59 UTC
[Coming across a random tabloid was a bit unusual. Coming across it in their home even more so, for despite her gossiping tendencies, Sharon tended to stick more to romance novels than gossip columns...at least in print.

He picks it up and smirks at the cover. He knows quite a few of these people, actually--

...'Miss Silvy'.

And he blinks down at it in some confusion.]

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[Action] suppressedtime May 23 2010, 05:27:23 UTC
[As far as Sharon's concerned, this is actually quite the job well done. She's in a good mood as she walks about their home, until Break looking down at the tabloid catches her eye.

Still horribly affected, she's amused as she walks up to him, still finding nothing wrong.]

I had thought that you weren't interested in reading such gossip, Xerxes!

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[Action] charientisms May 23 2010, 05:32:35 UTC
[He blinks up at her, before allowing his typical smile to slip into place.]

Rarely so, [Not Lady, not at the moment--] Sharon. It merely...caught my eye, you could say.

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[Action] suppressedtime May 23 2010, 05:33:29 UTC
Is that so? It's nothing all too different from the usual...

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[Action/Phone to Naomi] chose_death May 23 2010, 06:14:16 UTC
[Predictably, Javert is on his way to work when the big, bright picture of his son attracts his attention like a spotlight in a pitch-black room. And it's everywhere - like he cannot escape it.

Furthermore, when he plucks up a copy of the 'zine with a quick drop of change into the news vendor's cash register and flips through its pages, it brings a deep scowl to his face.

And so, the first thing he does is whip out his DreamBerry and dial his wife's number (aptly labeled WIFE in his contact list) with an impatient tap of his foot. Like a disgusted schoolgirl.]

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scientize May 23 2010, 06:23:53 UTC
[Having already seen the children off to school, Naomi discovers the same tabloid sitting innocently just outside of her favorite coffee shop. She quickly scans the ridiculous article on Akihiko, finishing only as her Dreamberry begins to ring.

There's no greeting as she answers her husband's call.]

So you've seen it?

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chose_death May 23 2010, 06:26:55 UTC
Apparently.

[Javert is still flipping through the pages sternly. He rubs at his temple, a frustrated gesture.]

One must have gotten away. Damn!

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scientize May 23 2010, 06:37:03 UTC
[Unlike Javert, Naomi thrusts the magazine back into the vendor's arms before marching away. She isn't wasting money on crap like that.]

It can't be helped. There have been so many stalking around lately. I waved at least two away yesterday while you were gone.

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[action, somewhere in town] genki_trumpet May 23 2010, 06:18:20 UTC
[Someone noticed his brother on the cover and picked one up... until he saw what it said...]

Oh crap...

[immediately texts his brother to try to arrange that their parents don't see this]

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[action] blacknredrabbit May 23 2010, 06:44:59 UTC
[Finding this randomly Alice couldn't help but flip through the pages because well...the cover looked interesting.

One problem. She couldn't really read well...That's what she gets for hardly paying attention at school!]

Oz? Love? Gilbert?

[Those three words in the same paragraph...not good.]

What the hell is this article about?! Ugh...WHERE IS THAT SEAWEED?!

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[action] ofnoise May 23 2010, 16:35:50 UTC
['Sup, Alice. Have an unaffected Zwei trolling you from a roof.]

My, someone's angry!

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[action] blacknredrabbit May 23 2010, 18:37:05 UTC
[Glareeee. Annoying girl.]

I can't read it. Don't just assume what I'm thinking.

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[action] ofnoise May 23 2010, 18:38:57 UTC
Oh, then do you usually yell out loud for no reason?

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[action] gimme_ur_pants May 23 2010, 09:31:33 UTC
[Guess who saw the tabloid sitting innocently on the counter of
Altered to Fit?]

RARRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

[Yeeeaaah...

She crumples the copy and tosses it into a nearby trash can. She then goes to the part of the store that houses her latest sewing project. Sewing definitely calms her down though it is rather unsettling that she's tearing the fabric she was working on with her
bare hands. Scared part-timers are definitely scared.

Just when she was already considering forgiving Neku (
NOT Joshua), this had to happen. FML to all of eternity.]

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[action] dawnsguardian May 23 2010, 15:39:55 UTC
[Guess who woke up with a very lovely surprise waiting for him on his kitchen table? Yeah, this guy. Which is why he's currently coming through the front door of the store, scowl on his face. He makes his way to the counter, tossing the magazine down on the counter in front of her, bright green eyes obviously displeased.]

Mind explaining this, or should I go get the story from Neku instead?

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[action] gimme_ur_pants May 23 2010, 15:45:41 UTC
[STAB! She's gotten tired using her hand so now she's running her scissors through the fabric.]

I'm not jealous. How can I be jealous when I want to tear their heads off?!

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[action] dawnsguardian May 23 2010, 15:47:34 UTC
[His eyes narrow slightly.]

So you're feeling neglected instead, is that it?

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