The Somarium Reporter: Issue 01

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Who: MYSTERIOUS GOSSIPER 'MISS SILVY' and the rest of Somarium. ♥
Where: EVERYWHERE.
Style: Anything!
Status: OPEN OPEN OPEN
Note: This is... really a free reign kind of thing. The tabloid will show up everywhere in Somarium, random streets of Somni and so on and so forth. It'll be blown around in the wind and then RIGHT IN YOUR FACE, or

Comments

[Action/Phone to Naomi]

[chose_death]

[Predictably, Javert is on his way to work when the big, bright picture of his son attracts his attention like a spotlight in a pitch-black room. And it's everywhere - like he cannot escape it.

Furthermore, when he plucks up a copy of the 'zine with a quick drop of change into the news vendor's cash register and flips through its pages, it brings a deep scowl to his face.

And so, the first thing he does is whip out his DreamBerry and dial his wife's number (aptly labeled WIFE in his contact list) with an impatient tap of his foot. Like a disgusted schoolgirl.]

[scientize]

[Having already seen the children off to school, Naomi discovers the same tabloid sitting innocently just outside of her favorite coffee shop. She quickly scans the ridiculous article on Akihiko, finishing only as her Dreamberry begins to ring.

There's no greeting as she answers her husband's call.]

So you've seen it?

[chose_death]

Apparently.

[Javert is still flipping through the pages sternly. He rubs at his temple, a frustrated gesture.]

One must have gotten away. Damn!

[scientize]

[Unlike Javert, Naomi thrusts the magazine back into the vendor's arms before marching away. She isn't wasting money on crap like that.]

It can't be helped. There have been so many stalking around lately. I waved at least two away yesterday while you were gone.

[chose_death]

[Javert rolls his eyes and tosses the magazine into the trash.]

Plenty stalking around, yet none have used his real name. Journalism.

[scientize]

I don't know whether to be thankful for that good luck or insulted for their lack of trying. [Despite the drama, she smirks lightly.]

Achereau isn't that hard to spell.

[chose_death]

It's spelled as it sounds. Though they do have photographic support.

[scientize]

And a brief mention of his stern father. It`s obvious enough to anyone who sees it.

[chose_death]

[snort] They couldn't do any better than stern. Really.

I've heard more creative names from my criminals.

[scientize]

I come up with more creative names daily.

[chose_death]

I'm aware. Sometimes better than my enemies' names.

[scientize]

What can I say? You know just what buttons to push to get on my bad side.

[chose_death]

Oh, hadn't you known? It is a talent of mine.

[scientize]

I think I finally figured that out a few years ago. And here I always thought it was only a coincidence that you continuously pissed me off.

I wonder why that story wasn't reported.

[chose_death]

Old news.

Or they are too busy calling me stern to write spin. I'll count my lucky stars.

[scientize]

Don't be so harsh on them. Their writers obviously worked hard for that adjective.