Emma: Hey sweetie, I washed your nightshirt. Let me know if I got all the stains out.
Princess Leapling: It's perfect! It's like brand new!
Emma: Hurray for Mommy. (Starts a rousing chorus of the hit song, "Mommy is great!")
Princess Leapling: Mommy is great? The washer and dryer did all the work! The washer and dryer are great.
Emma: Hurray ( Read more... )

Princess Leapling does not like Peanut Butter candy.
Emma: So in Princess Leapling's Halloween candy, there's a full-sized Reeces Peanut Butter cup stuffed with Reeces Pieces and I thought we could share it. I pulled it out and put it on the table.
Jumpie: There's a what?
Emma: A full-sized Reeces Peanut Butter cup stuffed with Reeces Pieces.
( Read more... )

Princess Leapling: Hey Mommy, I found Bender.
Emma: Which Bender.
Princess Leapling: The talking one. The one that says (whispers) "Bite my shiny, metal, atth." Am I allowed to say that?
Emma: Well, it is something that only robots say, but, you should learn to say it right. "bite my shiny metal, ass." see? You need to keep your tongue behind ( Read more... )

Emma: Did you have fun tonight?
Princess Leapling: Yes!
Emma: So what did you do?
Princess Leapling: I don't remember?
Emma: Must have been good then.
Princess Leapling: I remember one thing. Teen Titans Go!
Emma: Okay.
Princess Leapling: And Avatar!
Emma: And you obviously had chocolate cookie.
Princess Leapling: Yes!
Emma: Did you eat anything ( Read more... )

Jumpie and Princess Leapling are playing hide and seek...we join our game, already in progress.
Jumpie: ...ready or not, here I come!
Princess Leapling is standing in the middle of the room when Jumpie enters
Emma: Princess Leapling, why don't you hide in the TARDIS?
Princess Leapling: Oh, alright, but first I have to get this.
Princess Leapling ( Read more... )

Because we will NOT be outdone by the likes of Blinky
Emma: Princess Leapling, can you say, "Happy Birthday Solies?"
Princess Leapling: Picking up her glass of water and clinking it against Emma's glass Happy Mother's Day!
Emma: No, Happy Solies Day!
Princess Leapling: Happy Solies Day!
Emma: No, I meant, Happy Birthday, Solies!
Princess Leapling: ( Read more... )

Princess Leapling I have a Band-Aid.
Nonnie: How did she get a Band-Aid?
Emma: Are you asking me who gave her a Band-Aid, or why she needs one?
Nonnie: Why she needs one.
Emma: Ah, it's covering a bite she was scratching.
Princess Leapling: I bit my ankle!
Emma: I'm pretty sure that's *not* what happened.
Princess Leapling: I bite my scratch!
Emma: ( Read more... )

Emma: And here, Princess Leapling, is your new toothbrush. It's identical to the old toothbrush, because when I changed your toothpaste, you went ballistic.
Princess Leapling: Yea! Toothbrush!
Teeth brushing commences
Emma: as she throws the old toothbrush away ...and we'll just throw this one away.
Jumpie: You threw away the wrong one!
Emma: Um, ( Read more... )

Emma:You are the most wonderful character in the whole soliesverse, and we're so lucky to have you!
Princess Leapling: Indeed, yes.

Emma: So, sweetie, today is your first day of preschool, and Mommy is going to make you a snack. You're going to have strawberries, and grapes, and Chex Mix. Is there anything else you would like?
Princess Leapling: Ice cream?

...
Emma: ...and that's exactly what happened.
Jumpie: Even still, it seems like ordering a portable freezer for ( Read more... )