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Emma: And here, Princess Leapling, is your new toothbrush. It's identical to the old toothbrush, because when I changed your toothpaste, you went ballistic.
Princess Leapling: Yea! Toothbrush!
Teeth brushing commences
Emma: as she throws the old toothbrush away ...and we'll just throw this one away.
Jumpie: You threw away the wrong one!
Emma: Um, no I didn't. I checked.
Jumpie Yes you did!
Emma: Look at this nice new toothbrush. See how the bristles are all straight and clean.
Jumpie: If you say so.
Reaches into the trash and removes old toothbrush
Emma: Then look at this one. See how the bristles stick out in different directions and there's a slight discoloration in them? Like they've been chewed on half a hundred times?
Jumpie: Fine.
Emma returns old toothbrush to the trash and washes her hands.
Princess Leapling: What are you doing, Momma?
Emma: I'm washing my hands because your father thinks I'm an idiot.
Jumpie: And yet who is the one who fished around in the trash...?
...
Princess Leapling: What's Mommy doing?
Emma: Mommy's putting on Princess Leapling's shoes.
Jumpie: ...on the wrong feet.
Emma: No they aren't! See. Velco. Outside.
Jumpie: Oh well fine.
Emma: If you've quite finished correcting the things I do right.
Princess Leapling: Yea! Toothbrush!
Teeth brushing commences
Emma: as she throws the old toothbrush away ...and we'll just throw this one away.
Jumpie: You threw away the wrong one!
Emma: Um, no I didn't. I checked.
Jumpie Yes you did!
Emma: Look at this nice new toothbrush. See how the bristles are all straight and clean.
Jumpie: If you say so.
Reaches into the trash and removes old toothbrush
Emma: Then look at this one. See how the bristles stick out in different directions and there's a slight discoloration in them? Like they've been chewed on half a hundred times?
Jumpie: Fine.
Emma returns old toothbrush to the trash and washes her hands.
Princess Leapling: What are you doing, Momma?
Emma: I'm washing my hands because your father thinks I'm an idiot.
Jumpie: And yet who is the one who fished around in the trash...?
...
Princess Leapling: What's Mommy doing?
Emma: Mommy's putting on Princess Leapling's shoes.
Jumpie: ...on the wrong feet.
Emma: No they aren't! See. Velco. Outside.
Jumpie: Oh well fine.
Emma: If you've quite finished correcting the things I do right.