Piss off, Ron. There's nothing for me in England anymore

At least here I can do some goodI'm doing this on my own. The Order and the Ministry can both go hang. I was sick and tired of sitting with my thumb up my arse while the Ministry stamped everything in triplicate. You know I can't bear to WAIT ( Read more... )

*CRASH!*

ELF! WHERE'S THAT BLOODY ELF?

Moony? It, ah, seems I volunteered to go on a strike force to Russia. Please don't be angry.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARRY ( Read more... )

Albus ( Read more... )

He's AWAKE. He's going to be FINE -- JUST AS I SAID. Wort and I got back to Mungo's just in time to see him surrounded by mediwizards. They were looking at his eyes and sticking wands in his ears and poking his skull and "Follow my finger" and "turn your head left, right" and "can you hear this?" He saw us and he SMILED and he's going to be ( Read more... )

It used to be so simple ( Read more... )

Remus is alive ( Read more... )

HARRY! HARRY! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

REG- IS WORT ALL RIGHT? NO MUCKING ABOUT TELL ME NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW. SOB