Good actors in shit telly and my highly interesting health

[snowgrouse]

-Have tried watching To The Ends of the Earth and I still do fucking hate hate hate hate hate William "by the way, humans are complete fucking arseholes and let's show it in all its grotesque, brutal glory" Golding. I'm starting to wonder if a naked Benny Thundersnatch (which even Blogtor Who are now calling him, BTW) is worth it. I don't think it

Comments

[matildabj]

Why do you sound like Charlie Sheen who's swallowed a Sean Connery?

Haha, that sums it up perfectly. I'm glad it sank without trace, too. He needs to do Moar Decent British Telly.

[snowgrouse]

Absofuckinglutely.

[astrogirl2]

I've seen that video clip, too, now, and OK, that accent is not quite Nicola Bryant levels of awful, but, wow, it is really, really not good. I do believe you have described it perfectly. :)

[snowgrouse]

At least Nicola's was just a bad American accent, but Dave's is some sort of strange Scottish/bad American accent hybrid... o_O

[crystal_ss]

I think I read somewhere that the producers wanted him to be American, but then learned that he had a shit American accident, but then had him do it anyway. *sigh* Why does no one just let him use his natural Scottish? It's so pretty...

[eccentrickkid]

I've only ever had coconut once and the thought of Rassilon coming to fist me, however appealing that may be in my own twisted vision, has now put me off any future consumption of coconuts.
For detox I usually just have a glass of water with 2 tablespoons of lemon juice in the morning, it works for me :L

[snowgrouse]

Yeah, I kind of need more hardcore stuff since my metabolism is all kinds of fucked. Coconut oil on its own is okay for me, but there's something about the milk that a) burns fat from my arse and b) also makes my stomach go funny. Which is odd, since I would've thought it was just the oil that was the active ingredient. The medium-length fatty acids in it are pretty strong stuff. Oh yeah, the monolaurin is the most badass thing about it.

[eccentrickkid]

wowzers. Monolaurin is cool, thanks for the link. I can't eat anything that's oil-rich; especially the saturated kind, it just sends my stomach into overdrive. Bye bye dairy, otherwise it's gastritis and pills that reduce my stomach acid production an pH.

[snowgrouse]

Yeah, oil tends to... lubricate, but it's still better for my stomach than grains. God *damn*. That whole bullshit about wholegrain being good for you is ridiculous. Here's a good article on *why* grain fibres keep your bowels going, for real. Eeek.

[rob_t_firefly]

Rex is not American, unless he's chewing 27 gumballs at once.

On the bright side, Dave's American accent makes me feel a lot better about how shit my Scottish accent is and how I would never attempt to do it professionally.

[snowgrouse]

Even *my* American accent is better than this. Damn.