-Why are fic titles so bloody hard? I swear that if they just magically fell into my lap, I'd end up posting my fics much faster. Sometimes I've had a week's delay between finishing a fic and posting it just because I haven't been able to think of a title. What the fuck am I going to call this Byzantinebatch thing? Something nature-related because ( Read more... )

I had a dream last night where I was talking intelligent stuff and making love with Benedict Cumberbatch ( Read more... )

Oh, Benny. He is having serious angst over women calling themselves Cumberbitches because it sets feminism back! While this makes me want to climb him all the harder because he actually cares about these things, I still think we might need to educate more people about this lovely thing called sexual roleplay ( Read more... )

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FMLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. I was just spending time with some mates when I learned this ( Read more... )

-Dave in a tutu. This may have been the reason why I had this strange dream where he was a contestant on one of those celebrity dance competition shows and came on stage in a godawful 18th century dress made entirely of gold lamé. It was also sleeveless and strapless and his chest hair and boytitties showed. And it had huge panniers, too. It was ( Read more... )

Dirty dirty girls love Benedict Cumberbatch. AAAAAAAAAAAARGH, GET THIS SONG OUT OF MY HEAD.

And yeah, it looks nothing like him. But it is accurate. I need to leave some ham out.

Guys. GUYS. Stop looking so much like each other. It's creeping me out.


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-Have tried watching To The Ends of the Earth and I still do fucking hate hate hate hate hate William "by the way, humans are complete fucking arseholes and let's show it in all its grotesque, brutal glory" Golding. I'm starting to wonder if a naked Benny Thundersnatch (which even Blogtor Who are now calling him, BTW) is worth it. I don't think it ( Read more... )

I think I'll just leave this here.


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