Things
-Dave in a tutu. This may have been the reason why I had this strange dream where he was a contestant on one of those celebrity dance competition shows and came on stage in a godawful 18th century dress made entirely of gold lamé. It was also sleeveless and strapless and his chest hair and boytitties showed. And it had huge panniers, too. It was very panto and very terrifying. And then Noel Clarke came on as a motherfucking Jedi warrior (with two lightsabres, no less) and did an awesome warrior dance and won.
-Wacom drivers must fucking die. I got a Bamboo Pen tablet as a present since my old Volito was dying, but I can't find a decent driver (or driver combo) for it so I could get smooth lines going (they are all a bit wobbly). Also, the layout of the tablet is shit. Who thought it was ergonomic? You have to bend the cable more when you wrap it around your computer when it comes in from the side instead of the top (and repeatedly bending the cable is exactly what keeps killing my tablets), and the tablet doesn't support your hand at all. Who draws with the heel of their hand unsupported and off the tablet? O_O Because of my weak back, I tend to do my computing on the bed most of the time, too, so I can't really support my hand on a table underneath either. But bah. I just ended up doing a system restore and going back to struggling with the Volito, while it still works--even if the cable is dying and keeps cutting out. And whenever it cuts out, the choppy signal makes the driver go WTF and the only way to fix that is to reboot. So that means a lot of rebooting. Whohoo. Wish I had the electrical skillz to somehow replace whatever those wires are that have become too fragile to conduct stuff.
-I also found this rare Tantric Kali book for 9 e in a Finnish online auction, when used copies usually sell for 50 quid. I am awesome. It seems like a pretty literal translation, too. And you can tell it's pretty hardcore Tantric if it has instructions on how to offer weed, booze and goats to her. o_O It should be interesting:q. (Don't worry; I don't have any spare goats lying around.)
-I haven't watched the second half of The Death of the Doctor yet. Don't know if I can muster up the mental strength for it. Don't spoil me, though, or I'll send you to mine monopasium 239. This includes telling me what you thought of it and/or whether there was wank (which I am pretty sure the second ep will have plenty of). *shoos Rusty away like an annoying insect*
- CUCUMBERPATCH PORN. Holy fuck. It's nice to see someone actually fanciable in these slightly D/S, eroticised, glamorous style photoshoots for ONCE. Shame about the seriously anorexic chick, though. BUT. BENNY THUNDERSNATCH. ASLDHLASKDHLASDASK, WHERE DO I FIND THIS ISSUE? IS IT EVEN OUT YET? AAAAAAAAAH. TO THE FAPMOBILE!
-Also, how am I supposed to groom Her Fluffy Majesty if she keeps making adorable dork faces like this?
-Wacom drivers must fucking die. I got a Bamboo Pen tablet as a present since my old Volito was dying, but I can't find a decent driver (or driver combo) for it so I could get smooth lines going (they are all a bit wobbly). Also, the layout of the tablet is shit. Who thought it was ergonomic? You have to bend the cable more when you wrap it around your computer when it comes in from the side instead of the top (and repeatedly bending the cable is exactly what keeps killing my tablets), and the tablet doesn't support your hand at all. Who draws with the heel of their hand unsupported and off the tablet? O_O Because of my weak back, I tend to do my computing on the bed most of the time, too, so I can't really support my hand on a table underneath either. But bah. I just ended up doing a system restore and going back to struggling with the Volito, while it still works--even if the cable is dying and keeps cutting out. And whenever it cuts out, the choppy signal makes the driver go WTF and the only way to fix that is to reboot. So that means a lot of rebooting. Whohoo. Wish I had the electrical skillz to somehow replace whatever those wires are that have become too fragile to conduct stuff.
-I also found this rare Tantric Kali book for 9 e in a Finnish online auction, when used copies usually sell for 50 quid. I am awesome. It seems like a pretty literal translation, too. And you can tell it's pretty hardcore Tantric if it has instructions on how to offer weed, booze and goats to her. o_O It should be interesting:q. (Don't worry; I don't have any spare goats lying around.)
-I haven't watched the second half of The Death of the Doctor yet. Don't know if I can muster up the mental strength for it. Don't spoil me, though, or I'll send you to mine monopasium 239. This includes telling me what you thought of it and/or whether there was wank (which I am pretty sure the second ep will have plenty of). *shoos Rusty away like an annoying insect*
- CUCUMBERPATCH PORN. Holy fuck. It's nice to see someone actually fanciable in these slightly D/S, eroticised, glamorous style photoshoots for ONCE. Shame about the seriously anorexic chick, though. BUT. BENNY THUNDERSNATCH. ASLDHLASKDHLASDASK, WHERE DO I FIND THIS ISSUE? IS IT EVEN OUT YET? AAAAAAAAAH. TO THE FAPMOBILE!
-Also, how am I supposed to groom Her Fluffy Majesty if she keeps making adorable dork faces like this?