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snowgrouse

Top Five Theta/Koschei Excellent Adventures (guitar solo)

Aug 11, 2009 00:10

reasonabsurd was EVIL and gave me this:
Top Five Excellent Adventures of Theta and Koschei.

These are probably the Top Five Theta/Koschei Cliches more than anything else, but see how I care. They have character development potential, yo. I haven't got some sort of One True Fanon about most of these things, because it's always fun to reimagine how things might ( Read more... )

theta/koschei, semi-fic, memery, make love to me theta, memery: fannish, doctor who, timecock, meta, doctor/master, academy hijinks

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snowgrouse August 10 2009, 23:42:31 UTC

Mindsex can be good, yeah. I've read various Doctor/Master fics that have done it beautifully, so that's a bonus.

And it's never too late to give feedback! I'm really super-proud of that manip, Gene and I really pwned with that one.

ALL OF THIS IS GOOD animagiblender August 10 2009, 22:40:40 UTC

But this is the best:

And then they explored their sexuality, Blue Lagoon-style got high on fermented coconut juice and started hallucinating about coconut people.

Because obviously they did both. They hallucinated coconut people while shagging.

Re: ALL OF THIS IS GOOD snowgrouse August 10 2009, 23:44:02 UTC

While the Doctor wore a coconut bra and the Master wore a coconut codpiece.

ushas42 August 10 2009, 23:19:14 UTC

D'aww. Those two can be so heartbreaking. Especially the second scenario. Because with all the rejections of his universe domination plans over the years it's easy to forget that at some point in their history ruling everything together must have seemed so obvious.

But that's a whole different post right there.

Okay.

snowgrouse August 10 2009, 23:43:17 UTC

Yes! It's before they grew up and became all embittered!

reasonabsurd August 11 2009, 00:48:39 UTC

This is like a beautiful flashback montage where everything is in pastel colors and filmed with a blurry lens and Forever Young plays over it with snuggles and sunsets and running on the beach in slow motion.
*wipes at single tear*
Baby Doctor totally had Batman pajamas and ran around pretending to fight crime with a towel for a cape. Still does.

And they've definitely got enough scope as characters to go back and forth between the top and bottom roles/personalities, according to their situation, incarnation, mood, because what they ate for breakfast, et cetera...
Does the happy-face pancake breakfast turn the Master into a subby bitch? I think so.

snowgrouse August 11 2009, 01:01:22 UTC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAAAAAAA. Even the donkey punching and the felching.

When the Master keeps the Doctor as his slave, he wants the Doctor to drizzle his pancakes with a |-) face. Imagine his rage when the Doctor drizzles a Goatse instead.

Except he might fuck that.

reasonabsurd August 11 2009, 01:13:53 UTC

Why do I automatically imagine making it more accurate by putting a dollop of strawberry jam in the middle?

snowgrouse August 11 2009, 01:17:46 UTC

Because that's what needs to be done. I've looked at half a dozen Goatse cakes today and the best ones have that.

AND YOU SHOULD COME ON IM while I'm still awake. AND CAN THROTTLE YOU MYSELF FOR PUTTING ALPHAVILLE INTO MY HEAD.

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nostalgia_lj August 11 2009, 01:43:05 UTC

I believes in all of these. OMG HUGGING AS KIDS. I so think they did that. And then they got older and it was less innocent but before that happened they were adorable.

snowgrouse August 11 2009, 01:55:32 UTC

I still love that pic on your icon. I'm sure there was snuggling under the covers, because that's so fucking cute. And I was just thinking that how unromantic all these digital readers are, because what's better than the combo of a torch and a real paper comic book or adventure novel? The craft required in fiddling with those while hiding from prying eyes is part of why it's so memorable.

And on the less innocent side, I wonder if Time Lord boys ever had circle jerks. I am always surprised how many guys have experiences of those. Maybe the Monk held one every Friday and oh god, my brain hurts.

nostalgia_lj August 11 2009, 02:02:39 UTC

I still love that pic on your icon.

I found it on the internets somewhere it captures their love.

The craft required in fiddling with those while hiding from prying eyes is part of why it's so memorable.

Maybe they got real books out of the library? Or made some somehow. Omg little Koschei prints out Earth adventure books and learns to bind them and then presents them casually like it in no way took him ages.

And on the less innocent side, I wonder if Time Lord boys ever had circle jerks. I am always surprised how many guys have experiences of those.

Mans are more homoerotic than you'd expect, aren't they?

snowgrouse August 11 2009, 02:21:25 UTC

It was made by the same womans who did the Closer video, wasn't it? It is of the win.

And ooooooooh. MAKING BOOKS OF THEIR OWN. That is so cute. Theta would like to illustrate his himself. Except when he's still drawing dinosaurs in crayons, Koschei's moved on to producing pornographic engravings.

Also they're brought up with the idea that it's okay to be sexual and playing with your bits and *gasp* talking about it with others doesn't make you into a whore or expose you to abuse?

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