Comments | snowgrouse: Action figure crack: SWORDFIGHT! (Doctor/Master, NSFW)

snowgrouse

Action figure crack: SWORDFIGHT! (Doctor/Master, NSFW)

Jul 13, 2009 02:26

Ten! Master! Cocktail swords! Guest stars! And more! Rejoice! Or not! (Picture-heavy, so will kill dialup and dump its body into the river. Just so you know ( Read more... )

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mitashade July 12 2009, 23:58:13 UTC

OMFG

*dies*

What the HELL are those toy penises from!?

OMG I can't BREATHE!!! MUST. STOP. LAUGHING! XD

snowgrouse July 13 2009, 00:02:38 UTC

Those toy penises are some crazy comedy straws I found! And I cut the straw bit off, obviously. BUT THEY ARE BRILLIANT.

And I love your icon. OH, DAVE.

mitashade July 13 2009, 00:05:06 UTC

OMFG those are bad. *facepalm*

Thanks! I love this pic of David... I just HAD to make an icon with it. :D

I love yours too! The master makes the best faces. XD

rob_t_firefly July 13 2009, 01:56:16 UTC

AHAHAHAHAHA!!! *is ded from lulz*

snowgrouse July 13 2009, 02:04:34 UTC

*revives with Vortex energy*

Look, it was the only way I could ever get the Master to ride a snowgrouse. I'm cheap...

reasonabsurd July 13 2009, 02:45:08 UTC

MOTHERFUCKING CHRONOVORE INDEED. This is a thing of beauty. Truly.

And I'm sure the penis battle had nothing at all to do with this.

snowgrouse July 13 2009, 03:04:18 UTC

THEIR LOVE IS SO EPIC.

And yes. I was looking for some sorts of fun peens to give the action figures and then the joke shop straws I found turned out to be too huge for them, so, er... yeah. I was definitely thinking of that picture when photographing the cockfight:D. YOU INSPIRING THING, YOU. <3

gritsinmisery July 13 2009, 02:55:37 UTC

You have reduced me to incoherent wheezing giggles and wiping the tears from my eyes. I hope you are satisfied.

(Because it looks like the Master may finally be. For the moment, anyway.)

snowgrouse July 13 2009, 03:09:06 UTC

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE:D. *punches air* glad to have brought the lols.

(His arse is bigger on the inside and can only be truly filled by another Time Lord's essence.)

darthhellokitty July 13 2009, 02:59:42 UTC

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Loved it. Would buy again.

Mirah the evil kitten is entranced by the whole narrative. She says "Who is this tremendous kitty? And is he bitey?"

snowgrouse July 13 2009, 03:07:33 UTC

Noki is a she (despite being so fokken huge)! But she's definitely tremendous. She's grumpy at other cats, but very cuddly and talkative with humans. That's her "OH SHIT NO, THAT AIN'T RIGHT" face, which she does give me quite often, considering all the Wrong things I get up to every day. I swear to god I didn't mean to get her in that shot, but she just walked in there, sat down and went "what the fuck?" and I'm still sniggering out loud at that shot. At least she didn't try to bite the boys' fingers or lick their bottoms this time.

darthhellokitty July 13 2009, 03:14:17 UTC

I've never seen an action figure photo shoot that didn't have cats in it.

Haha, I must have been misled by your posting about cat balls to think that your cat had some.

snowgrouse July 13 2009, 10:40:34 UTC

I've seen plenty without cats in!

And nah, those were my friend's cats' balls, or button mushrooms:)!