Meaow.

[snowgrouse]

Bastards had better bring the Master back. Me, I reckon he'll use a tried and tested method to come back. Namely, another cat mutation.

Comments

[therru]

I'd say "unf". Definitely.

Actually, I think I just did.

[snowgrouse]

Imagine all the purring and growling. Gah.

[manicr]

Unf! *chuckles* It's both. Definitely.

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN.

[snowgrouse]

Cat-mutated hatesex and swordfights on top of a radio telescope. All of this. Now.

[darthhellokitty]

From anybody else, I'd wonder about it. But from YOU, it seems like the most reasonable thing EVER.

[snowgrouse]

Wot, I can make crazy things plausible? TEAM CARDIFF NEEDS TO FUCKING HIRE ME. Only Barrowman would love me 'cos he could get his cock out all the time.

[ushas42]

I'd say that fell on the unfy side of the crack-unf spectrum. I can see him turning around and looking at the doctor like that. And the Doctor shivers and thinks "oh crap" in a secretly pleased sort of way.

[snowgrouse]

He remembers being so pleasantly sore after Survival. It's that sort of "oh crap".

[reasonabsurd]

Needs a wee collar with a bell on it.

"Here, Master! Time for supper!"

*tinkletinkletinkletinkle*

"Who's a good boy, then? Who's my ickle Masterpoo, hmm?"

[snowgrouse]

I KNOW. This would be so awesome. "You like a little scritch behind the ears, don't you? Yes, you do, you handsome little boy!" "MREAOWR" *digs claws into Doctor's crotch*

[reasonabsurd]

The Doctor would have scratches all over his chest and back. (Why do I suddenly find Simm having nails so erotic?) And the Master would just sit in his lap and rub his head under the Doctor's chin, or play with his tie.
Awww. They sound so cute.

[snowgrouse]

BECAUSE IT IS FUCKING EROTIC. Yes. The Master would love to fuck him from behind and bite his neck. (Must... resist... obligatory... jokes... about... spikey... catcock...)