Meaow.
Bastards had better bring the Master back. Me, I reckon he'll use a tried and tested method to come back. Namely, another cat mutation.
I can't decide if that ended up unf or hilarious or both. But the bottom line is, we need moar Cat!Master porn. Or just crackfic. I hope the Doctor's TARDIS has a big enough litterbox. Man, imagine them on some space version of Jerry Springer. "My Gay Lover Has Claws!" With the Doctor sobbing and trying to be endlessly patient and understanding and loving and the Master just running amok in the studio, clawing at chairs and spraying corners and caterwauling at any audience members he fancies. I want this fic, now.
And damn it, the icon version looks much hotter.
I can't decide if that ended up unf or hilarious or both. But the bottom line is, we need moar Cat!Master porn. Or just crackfic. I hope the Doctor's TARDIS has a big enough litterbox. Man, imagine them on some space version of Jerry Springer. "My Gay Lover Has Claws!" With the Doctor sobbing and trying to be endlessly patient and understanding and loving and the Master just running amok in the studio, clawing at chairs and spraying corners and caterwauling at any audience members he fancies. I want this fic, now.
And damn it, the icon version looks much hotter.