You have reached Captain John Hart's wrist strap! Usually its with its owner, but either he's busy or not in the vicinity.

Anywho, leave us a messge - holo, email, whatever and John'll get back to you.

Captain John has brought Helena Wells to the future! Demonstrating the wonders of the Time Agency Wrist strap.

At present they're on Asteroid 789 in the 33rd century - a lonely outpost a few billion lightyears from Earth, in a pub sampling the the drinks available.

And discussing Helena's plans to get a Wrist strap of her very own.

Yes, I am.

I was just in jail...for a while.

Honestly, you 21st century-ians are so...touchy, there wasn't even anyone in the building! Still I suppose I should be glad that I've got myself fully entrenched as an existing person here. You know, birth certificate, passport, crap like that ( Read more... )

But its foggier then...uh...I don't have an appropriate comparision to draw...but anyway it's foggy.

You know what's weird, it's foggy in all the other universes, what the fuck? I suppose this is one of those virus thingies ( Read more... )

Well, at least it's no longer below freezing out there, but still ridiculously cold.

Although apparently the tropics isn't a good place to be either...what's wrong with this planet? I thought the near end of the world wasn't supposed to come for another couple of centuries yet.

Well, whatever, let's have some time wasting!

You will go to jail ( Read more... )

How's My Driving!

Be honest now, I won't cry ;O)

So! Back in New York...met a Jack recently and thought to myself I better get back to find out about this 21st century Earth.

Thing is, I'm out of money, sigh...so I've hunted down a job, quite a good one if I do say so myself.

It's at a Karaoke Bar! :O) Rather looking forward to my first night's work ( Read more... )

I'm not blue anymore! :OD Jeannie cured me with a kiss.

Hee...snogs make it all better!

Anywho! My New Year's Eve was spent at the Karaoke Club and the party was brilliant! Best function on the whole island and perhaps the whole Multiverse!

How'd you people find your New Year's?

Blue! Seriously?!

S'not even my colour!

THE IC SUPERLATIVES MEME

C'mon friendly friends, I'm sure you've all got something to say to me! ;O)