My friend Meg (upon announcement of our friend Karin's engagement... another one bites the dust) informed me that there are such things as food storage showers. This means the guests, instead of bringing anything normal, bring a contribution to the bride and groom's future food storage.

This is why Mormonism is a social disease. I'm not even

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Two people have now tagged me for that "20 random things about yourself" thing, so now I'm obligated to do it or the heavens will unleash their magical forces of urine against me. This is going to be tough...

( I'm secretly a prostitute in Denmark )

It's almost 4am and I can't get any sleep. This is starting to become a weird sort of routine; I go to bed, can't fall asleep, go downstairs and watch television, realize that NOTHING is on tv at 4 in the morning besides infomercials on amazing ladders, come back upstairs, go on the computer, and sit here forlornly because everyone else is asleep ( ( Read more... )

asathena is making me update this ( Read more... )

Dear Professor Fox,
I have been taking your English ( Read more... )

Well, that killed two minutes.... now what?

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
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It's difficult. Very difficult. I didn't, in fact, think it would be this hard. I'm pretty much the only person (dare I say, loser) left in Murrieta. Gary's here, but he works all the time and Tyler's here, but he's ignoring me. That's it. My only two friends. Everyone else is gone. I read a lot and try to get some schoolwork done, but I don't have ( Read more... )

It just occured to me that I spend much more time reading other peoples' journals than writing in mine. Here's what's going on with me:
I've lost 22 pounds, I'm in a constant state of boredom, and my replacement hard drive still hasn't come in after one month of waiting so I don't have my computer yet.

Thar ye go.

I haven't eaten since last Wednesday, but the good news is that I got the ok from the doctor to have cheese on Monday, so I'm looking forward to that. Here are pictures of the scars:


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