NOOOOOOOOO

[sniffme]

My friend Meg (upon announcement of our friend Karin's engagement... another one bites the dust) informed me that there are such things as food storage showers. This means the guests, instead of bringing anything normal, bring a contribution to the bride and groom's future food storage.

This is why Mormonism is a social disease. I'm not even

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[goodbyeclarityx]

You know, I just found out about the food stockpile thing recently... I must say I found it a little bit odd... but a food storage SHOWER? That's more than a bit odd, I think. Who wants a can of beans for their wedding?!

[sniffme]

Well, I think stockpiling food is smart, but there is a time for canned beans and a time for crotchless panties. Let me clarify: if no one gets me crotchless panties at my wedding shower, no one's getting cake. NOBODY.

[goodbyeclarityx]

Agreed. Don't you worry, I'll never forsake crotchless panties for beans. :)

[hippydippymama]

I will totally give you crotchless panties at your wedding shower. No worries, doll. =)

[hippydippymama]

OH. My. GOD.

Do not attend. You are to become violently ill. Do not enable this madness!!

[asathena]

8C WHEN CAN WE STOP BEING PRACTICAL AND START HAVIN' FUN???

[cynicismkills]

Absolutely hilarious.

See? I told you. Amish. Mormon = Amish.

Bet they've got an old, wooden, candle-lit cellar full of salted meats and barrels of apples.

[sniffme]

Salt?! Boy, whatchoo think this is: the 22nd century?!

[larry_girl]

hahahaha that is hilarious!