Let's be Pirate Nuns together we'll sail the seven seas preaching the glory that is abstinence and social avoidance all while having obnoxious brightly colored parrots on our shoulders. ... If we're lucky, maybe we can charter a Carnival Cruise ship.
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i don't know why you've never had a relationship because:
A) you have very open-minded, realistic, and reasonable standards
and
B) you are hilarious , goregous, and i guess now you must also be crazy skinny!
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(And no, I'm nowhere near being crazy skinny, but you can keep calling me that and maybe my body will listen.)
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we'll sail the seven seas
preaching the glory that is abstinence
and social avoidance
all while having obnoxious
brightly colored parrots on our shoulders.
...
If we're lucky, maybe we can charter a Carnival Cruise ship.
( ... )
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