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[snidegrrl]

For the Jack says the funniest things files:

"Do you ever think about how many people have tried on the bra before you? I mean, what if you get boob crabs or something?"

And now, we party.

Comments

[blackthorn45]

*snorts loudly*

That was amusing. :)

[miz_kitty]

Oh ugh.

Makes me want to use SOS on my boobs.

[snidegrrl]

hehehe... if there is such a thing as boob crabs, i am blissfully unaware of it!

[jsciv]

They need hair to attach to and lay their eggs in. If you have hairy boobs, then I suppose you could get them. Fortunately, I don't think hairy boobs are very common.

Boob cooties, maybe?

[tartedelune]

My old roommate somehow managed to get crabs in his eyelashes.

Now that was disgusting.

[cheetahmaster]

a.u.g.h.

[jsciv]

Well, if you have face-to-crotch contact, they're certainly willing to jump on over!

[tartedelune]

ahahahahahahaha.

So true.

[keryx]

You mock, and yet this is one of the reassuring things I get from ordering my bras off the interweb - they come sealed in plastic, which at least makes me think they're superclean. And yes, I do think about this.

[snidegrrl]

Are they measured for you or something? How can you know it fits?

[keryx]

I always order from the same line and the same store (um, Victoria's Secret - I know, I know... I'm contributing to evildoings, but I'm also contributing to them keeping their larger size line, right?), and I occasionally use the return policy. Generally speaking, though, I know a 36DD in any bra from this one line will fit me.