from tzel:

Tired of uniform ridiculous flowery tampon packaging? Enjoy talk like a pirate day? Just generally want the feminine hygiene industry to be mocked mercilessly?

Try these.

SnideGrrl: ebay link i pasted to jackBizarroJack: hahahaha ( Read more... )

A panel occuring at the Western States Veterinary Conference:

"Urine Luck"

This is very much the absolutely best pet name I have run across in my job:

"(One-eyed) Willie-Jack (Tater)"

someone turned the volume on my job up to 11. AIEE ( Read more... )

stock response for work today:

awww, isn't that cute.
BUT IT'S WRONG!!!!!!!!!


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I keep expecting there to be a Febreezegate. I mean, I keep waiting to wake up and see on the news, "Febreeze is made of people!" or "Febreeze causes brain cancer!" or something. It just seems too good to be true.

so i was looking online because i heard (from birls, yay birls, am i a broken record?) that hanes now makes boxer-briefs for women and was excited about such.

then i found the anti-panty. and i would like to say to the second reviewer that i for one have NOT been waiting forever for this. dear god people, if you want to go commando, go commando! ( Read more... )

hee.

For the Jack says the funniest things files:

"Do you ever think about how many people have tried on the bra before you? I mean, what if you get boob crabs or something?"

And now, we party.